How do you eat pizza?

Question

Do you use a knife and fork, use your hands, or what?

I use a fork to cut off the point and i eat that...then eat up the side to the crust, whereupon i turn it sideways and finish the piece off sideways.
Does that make any sense at all?

Answer 1

anyone who eats pizza with a knife and fork deserves a slap upside their head. the same applies with hamburgers.

Answer 2

If its a take away pizza then with my hands. But if its either a frozen or a fresh one from the shop then i use a knife and fork, start at the crust and work my way to the centre, then work my way anti-clockwise around the pizza from the crust to the middle. But i have to have mayonnaise with it, and a freshly laundered napkin to wipe off my mouth with.

Answer 3

I use my hands to eat the pizza. But if it is a deep dish pizza I use a fork to get the toppings and then the crust.

Answer 4

I eat the pointy bit first and work my way up to the crust whilst moving bits of topping toward the crust. Then I'm left with crispy crust and lots of topping - yum! Now I want a pizza!

Answer 5

If we go to our favourite Italian and I have one of their beautiful pizza's it a knife and fork job as its Milanese and not right good to pick up with your hands and eat, at home with a ham and pineapple its cut into pieces, lifted off the plate and just eaten before our dog can get her paws on it.

Answer 6

Depends. Deep dish if it's really hot, I use a steak knife and fork. Regular pizza I simply fold a piece in half and scarf it down. You can't do that if it has extra cheese, it will squish out.

Answer 7

If it is cut in triangles i usually use my hands, the square pieces i usually use a fork because they don't have crust to hang onto.

Answer 8

I take my hands pick up the pizza, I then put the pizza in my mouth, I use my teeth to bite it off and then again to chew it along with some help from my tounge moving it from side to side, I then after chewed enough I swallow it from there it goes to the belly and gets digested and turns into sh*t just as the pizza was before I ate it.

Answer 9

As an atheist I can say I'm very fond of pizza . You should tip the delivery driver double if you refuse the pizza as he has to carry it both ways.

Answer 10

I don't tend to bother with cutlery for pizza. I bite off the point, then start to eat the crust, dunking it in garlic mayo as I go, then I eat the rest. Mmmmmm, making my tummy rumbling as I think about it.