what are the best funny diy tips i need 100 more for a new book.?

Question

include your name and if chosen it may be printed in the book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Answer 1

funny tips ...as crazy as these sound...they really work...try fixing a broken plate of crock with canned milk...mend a small hole or dent or crack in gyproc with a little toothpaste..when it hardens..sand it lightly..bubble gum works too..fan belt broke..keep a spare pair of pantyhose in the car to get u to a garage..run outta` window cleaner...use cold tea and wipe with a newspaper..run outta` toothpaste..use baking soda..maybe a little more humor is needed..make sure you have turned your shovel OFF before storing..check operating instructions on packaging to ensure that it won`t suffocate you in case you decide to wrap yourself in it...and lastly a kitchen tip..NEVER FRY BACON WITH YER SHIRT OFF..duh..

Answer 2

undemanding policies approximately authenticity of Hadith of Rasoolallah is that his actual assertion can by no ability contradict teachings of God in Quran. So the factors by ability of which we decide authenticity is that a real that contradicts Quran can't be in all probability from Prophet Mohammad observed. that's misguided and unacceptable to all Muslims. does not count if such Hadith is from Bukhari, Muslim or from the different decision of ahadith. Why can not you recognize this bais rule? Who ever says, ""The Quran Holds superiority over something and each little thing else." is a hundred% maximum appropriate. that's irrelevent no count in case you Shias like it or no longer. once you consult with a incorrect Hadith, your argument is baseless. Sunnis do no longer say that each and each observe in ahadith accumulated by ability of Bukhari, Muslim, and others are a hundred% maximum appropriate. What ever Hadith collections are accessible with us, first 2 books of Bukhari and Muslims have least uncertain ahadith. You quote English translation of Arabic Hadith which would be a undesirable translation and argu on it, your argument don't have sturdy floor to stand on.

Answer 3

Here's another one for wearing a helmet... Always wear a helmet while doing DIY jobs, because sooner or later you'll feel like you're banging your head against a wall!

Oh and Drinking while on a jobsite is always the best way to get hammered...

Answer 4

Always wear a helmet when doing diy projects... most people who take on the task are less than ill-equipped and usually end up with some kind of head injury... either due to negligence or due to hitting themselves in the head for thinking they could do it..

Answer 5

Measure twice, cut once.