2007-02-19 09:03:25 · 20 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
10. "Geez, that must have been some shark!"
9. "Hey, what's leaking out of the coffin?"
8. "Does this mean I get my own room now?"
7. "C'mon people--GEEZ! We need to put the "FUN" back in "FUNeral!"
6. "He got where he is today the old-fashioned way--he urned it."
5. "Bummer. I hear they just found the cure for that."
4. "Hello. We're from the Prize Patrol at Publisher's Clearinghouse. We'd like to deliver ten million dollars to our lucky wi .... Ah. Never Mind."
3. "You think THAT was good--I can also do it while drinking water."
2. "Boy, what I wouldn't have given to be HER mortician."
And the number one thing not to say at a funeral...
1. "So is that rigor mortus, or is he just happy to see us?"
2007-02-19 09:07:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
My buddy knew she become loss of existence of maximum cancers and she or he arranged her very own funeral She chosen as her songs 'continually seem on the bright element of existence' and 'extreme ho silver lining' i does no longer be shocked at any music I heard sung at a funeral now.
2016-09-29 08:22:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing
2007-02-19 09:16:39 · answer #3 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A eulogy that isn't saccharine nonsense.
2015-11-18 09:42:26 · answer #4 · answered by Felix 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully, you wouldn't hear people making out during the sermon.
2007-02-19 09:07:30 · answer #5 · answered by KT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have always wanted to use my one of my favorite lines from Tombstone..."well, bye" but it just seems too harsh?
Maybe if my my ex ever moves away I'll get a chance to use it.
2007-02-19 09:09:31 · answer #6 · answered by Snoodsmom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I assume that you wouldn't hear laughter and people telling jokes.
2007-02-19 09:21:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Many Happy Returns"
"Cash or Credit"
"Does This Dress Make Me Look Fat?"
2007-02-19 09:07:40 · answer #8 · answered by Aunt Henny Penny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gagging sounds during the eulogy?
Why'd God hafta kill such hot snatch?
2007-02-19 09:06:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who's deal is it next?
2007-02-19 09:07:56 · answer #10 · answered by Baw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋