2007-02-19 08:17:07 · 36 answers · asked by cutie pie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
a sexist riddle, and intended only for the humorous content by way of reply. asking forgiveness in advance.
Q: how many men does it take to open a beer?
A: NONE! that S.O.B. should already be open when she brings it to him!
2007-02-19 08:23:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Being a male. Spanking could mean a various of emotions. You need to be mre specific than that.
Was it an angry type spank or a playful type spank??
2007-02-19 08:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by eric v 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you were to slow with the beer, or maybe he just likes spanking you.
2007-02-19 09:29:40 · answer #3 · answered by Luv_My_Baby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you have a lovely bottom that just begs to be spanked to a healthy shade of pink. It just gets your blood flowing, doesn't it?
2007-02-19 12:46:31 · answer #4 · answered by baka_otaku30 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on. You have to be kidding. Why dont you go out and wash his clothing in ice cold water on a scrub board? Give me a break.
2007-02-19 08:19:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey,you took him a warm beer.
2007-02-19 08:20:01 · answer #6 · answered by PMS Woman 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol. Its the "You're good enough to keep" spank! Its the one that means that your doing good work, now keep it up! Trust me, my bf does it to me all the time!
2007-02-19 08:20:21 · answer #7 · answered by Barlow 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
maybe he thinks you like to be spanked
2007-02-19 08:19:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it sounds like time for a new husband
2007-02-19 08:19:44 · answer #9 · answered by nas88car300 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you bought the wrong beer
2007-02-19 08:20:43 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋