If you were elected president, what's the first thing you would do?

Question

My priorit issue is making a law stating that ice cream bar/lollipop manufacturers must use plastic sticks instead of wood/paper.

Answer 1

Put George W. Bush in jail or have him hanged.

Answer 2

If I were president, I would get to work on the things that politicians today are afraid to do. I would:

. instead of the Kyoto Protocol, create a stronger, stricter one.
. secure the border, no illegal aliens are allowed in.
. get out of foreign countries, adopt isolationism
. strengthen the military
. regulate health food guidlines so that fast food does not rule the country
. mandate P.E in every school
. wipe out use of coal power plants and create solar and wind farms with tax deductions.
. increase taxes on purchased items like cell phones and cars, lessening taxes on income
. wipe out medicade, social security... Begin issuing private bills for government help like medicade so medicine remains cheap.
. increase benefits and scholarships for children going to college to increase the pay average of every citizen
. decrease the amount of money being outsourced and bring it back to America.
. Make pro choice legal
. keep the 'under God' line of the pledge of alegiance, but give the choice of not having to say it.
Some of these are not things that the public would like to do or accept, but they are the things that need to be done and people have to accept that and live with it.

Answer 3

All violent felons in supermax prisons nationwide would be taken out and shot. Their families would get a bill for the bullet and their worthless bodies would be placed into a giant pit and covered over.

Answer 4

I'd have George Bush tried and charge for the crimes he's commited.

I'd downsize the government, increase homeland defense and bring MOST of our troops home

I would balance the budget

I would take our profit and devote it to a form of energy that doesn't require us to depend on coutries that hate us

I would fire everyone in government offices that were previously appointed and replace them with fresh faces

I would make marijuana legal and stiffen the penalty for crack,meth,coke ect.

I would put up a large wall around the US and enforce illegal imigration and make Legal imigration easier to do with the use of classes and education

Most importantly, I would make Americans proud of being a world power capable of defending OURSELVES.

Answer 5

Its will be a very hot day, first and foremost, I will have a National broadcast, call out the whole country men and women, prayed with them for about 2 hours, then go into the business of pulling down all the stronghood of darkness, the coven of witches and wizards. the groove of ball prophet. born down their alters in high places, stop iran from building any nuclear weapon so far, weather it is for enerby of for civilization and technology. Thanks the state of isreal for being the first chosen sons of God, and giving thanks to God for the rest of the day, not accepting handshake, but rather being with God. thorough sanity. Get Rabidu, that EFCC (Economic and financial crime commision Chairman in Nigeria) to become the new disciplinary minsiter, to prosecute any act of corruption. get Obasanjo, that is the Nigerian President back to the Prison where he was before he was brought out to become the President of Nigeria. Why? Because he came as a lamb, but actually he was a wolf. The whole Nigerian masses gave him the support he needed, thinking that his experience in jail must have taught him a lesson, but no lessons was adopted by the devils incarnate only the lesson that will destroy him.
All polical office holder, in person of our fathers, who came to destroy all the discipline and manners, which was giving to us, by great men, like Nnamdi Azikiwe of Africa, Obafemi Awolowo, and the likes of Molitala mohammed, Buhari and Idiagbon, who died in Prison for being a good Nigeria.
Him this will just show you little about the unslaugh
Na wah for Waec and Jamb, couple with Post Ume test, all these you must do to gain admission into Nigeria University not minding that there are millions of candidates fighting for slot into some few thousand vacancy letf. This is madness. Nigeria must wake up from slumber

Answer 6

I would turn ahmaweeniejob and hugo chavez into Popsicle sticks, via my Popsicle-stick factory on top of a trident missile.. That would take care of what you see as important and what I see as important at the same time. How's that for compromise?

Answer 7

I would make a surprise inspection of Area 51. After my curiosity was satisfied I would then take on the actual duties of President of the U.S.

Answer 8

Eliminate Income Taxes ...started by Abraham Lincoln a Republican.

Answer 9

Nothing like tackling the tough issues first

Answer 10

deal with some of the laws like I see drug dealers getting locked up for 15 yrs. and rapist getting off with a lesser sentence deal with our debt and poverty issues so that we will be able to help other countries in need and start more american based companies

Answer 11

Declare peace on all other countries.

Eliminate 90% of the useless laws and gov't agencies.