Who is the biggest sap in your family tree?

Question

My great-great-great grandfather was so dumb, that during the civil war he fought for the West.

Answer 1

The biggest sap in my family tree would have to be Aunt Jemima. She's sweet........ but boy oh boy can she get herself into sticky situations. What get'syrup-set is how people in our family are always waffling back and forth about things. No one can seem to stand strong on issues. Well except for Hungry Jack. Well on second thought......... even Jack can't make up his mind about who he'd rather date. Some days it is Betty Crocker...... other days it's Duncan Hines. I think we should just keep Jack in the closet... uh... I mean pantry where he belongs. Oh man........ speaking of saps........ here comes Lily and Martha White! I'm sure they both will have some sappy story about how they were de'floured. Maybe they should get the biggest sap award. They get into everyone's Biz-quick!

Answer 2

That would have to be my Uncle Maple.
He loves being poked and prodded and when they are done with him, they ignore him for the rest of the year.
And the poor man actually puts up with all this abuse. So yes, he would be our sap in the family tree. But he still is such a sweet guy no matter if you think he is a sap or not.

Answer 3

There's a branch of my family that tried to open a dog psychiatric office. They though they could communicate with the dogs by they way they bark. The root of the problem was when Joe leaves with a dog in the trunk for a week and it went mental on him. At least they did knot have to remove any of his limbs.
The game wardens from forestry service finally shut his office down.

Answer 4

I was talking to a man from Alabama and asked him if many people in his family had a similar 'look'. He said, "My fambily tree don't got no branches!"
Yuk yuk!

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Answer 5

guy name of Elmo Greely on my Mom's side, he was so dumb he built his house on the railroad tracks.

Answer 6

Myself. I am an outcast in my family.