2007-02-19 06:15:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
itsadoozy (hope you don't mind the short hand) You're right and yet nobody has told me it's a song yet! Doh!
2007-02-19 07:49:29 · update #1
Thats the worst chat up line ever :)
Heres a list of some of the worst!
1-I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! AARRGGHH!!!
2-Honey, you are the finest thing in the world. I could put you on a place and sop you up with a biscuit.
3-Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
4-I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your place?
5-If I followed you home, would you keep me?
6-I only have three months to live. ..
7-Somebody better call heaven, because an angels missing!
9-Is your dad a thief? Because I think he stole the stars from the skys and put them in your eyes
10-Heres 20p, go phone dad and tell him you won't be home tonight
11-So what are you doing here then tonight? (a woman listens in a bar, innocently having a quiet drink)
12-If I could re-write the dictionary, I would put 'U' and 'I' together
13-Excuse me, I'm looking for directions. Whats the quickest route to your heart?
15-Do you know CPR? Because i'm dying for your love!
16-I was thinking about getting a Mars Bar, but your much sweeter
17-I went fishing this morning, but I'd say your my catch of the day
18-Do you like fruit? Because I've got some good juicy stuff down here
19-Do you come here often?
20-Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can totally see myself in your pants
21-Do you believe in love at first site? Or shall i walk past again?
22-So what shall I get you for breakfast?
23-You must be wearing a space suit underneath that, because you're out of this world
24-Can I borrow your mobile? I promised I'd ring my mum went I met the girl of my dreams
25-Your dress would look great on my bedroom floor
26-Are you free this evening, or will it cost me?
27-You were great in BayWatch last night
28-I think I could fall madly in bed with you
29-Is that a Tic Tac in your shirt pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
30-Do you know what would look good on you? Me
31-Is your surname Jacob's - because you are a real cracker!
32-Do you have room in your handbag for my car keys?
33-Mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible"
34-You must be great at fishing 'cause you've caught me hook line and sinker
35-Is it hot in here or is it you?
36-Stop the horses, I need to pick a flower
37-You hide them well, your angel wings
38-If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
39-Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
40-As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit
41-There must be something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you
42-The names Bond. James Bond. Are you ***** Galore?
43-Do you have a map because I'm lost in your eyes
44-I'm here now darlin'. What were your other two wishes?
45-Haven't I seen you on the cover of Playboy?
46-I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman
47-Is it windy in here? Or did you just blow me away?
48-My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in
49-If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole
50-I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock
51-I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room
52-Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner
53-Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it, my nuts
tighten up!
54-I dont have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?
55-Stop, drop and roll now 'cause baby, your're on fire!
56-How'd you get through security? 'Cause baby, your the bomb
57-You'd better call the mental asylum, 'cause your driving me crazy!
2007-02-19 06:19:45 · answer #1 · answered by the one 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If I barely knew you, I'd think you were full of shitt. I have major trust issues with men. I have a nice frame and thats the only thing guys have ever wanted from me; my body. If you called me an Angel I'd laugh in your face because no angel is as crazy, random, and aggresive as I am. I'd be a FUBAR angel. Fuked up beyond all recognition. Some people say I'm an unrelenting cynic. I like to think I'm just a realist. So yea I'd probably hold it against you, but not forever. keeping a grudge is way to much effort and completly pointless
2016-05-24 10:43:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, as the chat up line is waaaay too cheesy.
I hope you don't mind me pointing out that this question has also been asked 19 times before in Y/A, plus doubtless other variations.
The only way it works now is if it is asked as a parody...... in my opinion.
2007-02-19 07:23:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes, get ready to make some sweet love making music!
2007-02-19 06:18:52 · answer #4 · answered by JC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hang on, were you one of the culprits behind the two separate wolf whistles I got today on my way to the post office?
Seriously, it happened! Was it you?
2007-02-19 06:24:25 · answer #5 · answered by hevs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.......no I wouldnt hold you saying I have a beautiful body against ya.
2007-02-19 06:18:54 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Interpreted 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably because mines not beautiful
2007-02-19 07:49:15 · answer #7 · answered by stace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No - I'd get hundreds and thousands all over me - not to mention the icing...
2007-02-19 06:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Such a lovely face,place?How does it go?
No I wouldn't anyway!
2007-02-19 06:19:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on wether those are man buns or lady buns !!
2007-02-19 06:22:24 · answer #10 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋