I am going to take my yacht out and hoist up my president's sale. Then I will vacuum the floor with Hoover. After a night of carousing and celebrating President's day I will be bushed, especially if my Johnson gets some action. I could be more cautious and put the Nix on that, but I wouldn't be a true man if I did.
2007-02-19 04:59:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hey...... be sure to crank up the stereo and listen to some "Dead Kennedys." Then take your Ray-gun and come play cyber quest with me! Then we can have a really deep philosophical discussion about which came first.... the Cart-er the horse. If I can af-Ford it........ I'll then take you out to lunch. How about a peanut butter sandwich? Do you like Jeff-er-son other brand that'll make you sick and die? Ok.. Jiff it is! Will you put some Eis-en-hour glasses? Great! Then we can fill them up and have a toast wil-son Samuel Adams...... too bad they don't make John Quincy Adams. *cough* Only a Tru-man would drink it though!
After we eat, we can polk around and see what our friends are doing. Would you let me pierce your ear? I promise I won't let any blood come lincoln out of it! Then maybe we can take a roll in the Hayes. Ohhhhhhhh wow....... what a great day this !!!
I'm just sorry so many of these presidents are dead... cause I Fillmore alive than ever!!!
2007-02-19 05:17:35 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
After I finish bailing Hayes in the back 40, I'll head back to the Milhouse on the old Ford tractor, grab the keys off the Van Buren, jump in my Lincoln, and head to Madison. I hope I can find a Tru man to Grant me the opportunity to Fillmore of his grain elevators with the wheat out of my Garfields instead of old man Wilsons. If he Jacksons me around I will Pierce his Johnson with a sharp Taft.
2007-02-19 15:01:43 · answer #2 · answered by Ben R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They should treat it the same as they do Thanksgiving. It come every year on the 4th Thursday of November so Presidents Day should always come on the 4th Saturday of February.
Sounds like a plan to me.
2007-02-19 16:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i took the day off!!
2007-02-19 13:04:19 · answer #4 · answered by ♣ 4x4 ♠ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋