What should I do? My bestfriend just left with my wife and dog while driving my tractor.?

Question

I am going to miss that tractor. Is there a country and western song in this? I smell a hit single.

Answer 1

♫♪ My wife wrote me a Dear John letter while riding on my John Deere......
She could have taken the Yugo... she could have taken the Benz...
But she took my favorite tractor and ran of with my friends!

♫♪My wife isn't much of a farmer; her thumb it isn't green....
But the jealousy that burned inside her head made the rest of her seem so mean.
She couldn't stand how I loved Sal....... it made her sick with fear.
So she took the only things I ever loved and road off on my John Deere

♫♪Now Sal is screamin' and shoutin'....... howlin' at the moon. She didn't wanna be there....... she didn't wanna leave so soon.
She wants her spot in my bed sawing like a log......
Cause after all, Sal my gal, is my best friend, my dog.

Answer 2

You're too late

"Backwards" by Rascal Flatts
I was sitting on a bar stool
In a barbecue joint in Tennessee
When this old boy walked in
And he sat right down next to me
I could tell he'd been through some hard times
There were tearstains on his old shirt
And he said you wanna know what you get
When you play a country song backwards

You get your house back
You get your dog back
You get your best friend Jack back
You get your truck back
You get your hair back
You get your first and second wife back
Your front porch swing
Your pretty little thing
Your bling bling bling and a diamond ring
Your get your farm with a barn and a boat and the harley
First nite in jail with Charlie
Sounds a little crazy, a little scattered and absurd
That's what you get when you play a country song backwards
Well I never heard it said quite like that
It hit me in the face cause that's where Im at
I almost fell flat out on the floor
He said wait a minute that's not all theres even more

You get your mind back
And your nerves back
Your first heart attack back
You get your pride back
You get your life back
You get your first real love back
You get your big screen tv, dvd and washing machine
You get the phone and the lawn and the bed and the mower
You go back where you don't know her
It sounds a little crazy a little scattered and absurd
But that's what you get
When you play a country song backwards
Oh play that song
Woo!!!

Answer 3

Try hitting rewind, you'll get your dog back, your wife back, and your tractor back and you could punch your best friend in the nose.

Answer 4

How the he!! did the dog drive the tractor?

Answer 5

Funny =D Have A Star

Answer 6

I think you should go to see your friends in low places where the whiskey drown and the beer chases your blues away.

Answer 7

John, deere, stop whining and get back to the plow.

Answer 8

hahaha! thats a good one. You should chase them up the street!

Answer 9

I think that ones been done. Sorry my friend.

Answer 10

doubt it dude