I mean, if I can own seven dogs, why can't I be married to seven women?
2007-02-19 02:31:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
For those of you that have questioned my ability to pick up women, I'll have you know that 20 of the 47 prositiutes that I've proposed to in the past month and a half (I may have asked more, but at 50 cents a ring, that can get expensive.) have said yes...
2007-02-19 03:53:43 · update #1
Dogs have more nipples, by that logic you should be allowed to marry like 40 women. Dogs are also more loyal, which in polygamy really doesn't apply. Man, I've never thought about it that way.
...Ignoring for a moment that that's exactly what marriage means, exclusion of all others.
You're perfectly right. Please go out with that attitude and show me how you plan on getting one woman, let alone seven.
2007-02-19 02:36:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because society makes up arbitrary rules that determine what is acceptable and what is not.
Ideally, you do not want more than one wife. That is too much trouble. Just imagine a wife x7. Actually now that I think about it, its not bad at all. Wow, different woman for every night of the week.
Then they can all workout together and keep each other in shape. Or just imagine doing them all at once!
Amazing!
2007-02-19 10:57:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What makes you think that women are like animals? You have a lot to learn about the world of adults. when you are grown up enough to own a brain, you won't even need to think that question.
2007-02-19 10:39:16 · answer #3 · answered by twit4luv 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
with 3 kids, i wouldnt mind my husband having a couple more wives. One could clean, one could cook, one could babysit and if we all get along , we'll all be best friends for life. Doesnt sound so bad to me.
2007-02-19 11:23:28 · answer #4 · answered by Mammamia3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If all parties are adults and consenting, there's no reason any man or woman shouldn't be able to marry as many others (of either or both sexes) as they desire.
2007-02-19 10:34:32 · answer #5 · answered by . 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you want 7 times the bitching and yapping and all that..More power to you. 1 is enough
2007-02-19 10:34:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kiss off! YOU are comparing your dogs to Women! Well, lets see, since polygamy is illegal for one.............why dont you lay down with your dogs and see how you like that!
2007-02-19 10:34:52 · answer #7 · answered by Mum to 2 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you can find seven idiots willing to marry you, I don't care.
2007-02-19 10:34:07 · answer #8 · answered by fucose_man 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have a couple ex wives I'd like to offer you.
2007-02-19 10:34:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Obviously you've never, ever had a relationship, because if you had you would know how much work it is to keep even one satisfied.
2007-02-19 10:35:13 · answer #10 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋