what is the funniest and dumbest reason why someone dumped you or why you dumped someone.... if someone can shock me and make me laugh will get 10 points
2007-02-18 23:58:49 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well you WON'T believe this one but. . . . .my ex husband dumped me because he fell in love with my brother of all people. is that not a kicker? So now my children are not only my brother's nephews but they are also his step children and they are not only thier father's children but also his nephew's. Now how sick and twisted is that. My poor kids.
2007-02-19 00:05:23 · answer #1 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SYou don't have to bribe ME Dude/Dudess!! The dumbest one was after his buddy made up a fake story about me and he dumped me, and then the friend who Made the story Up Kept Calling to Get Me to Go Out with HIM!!!! The first guy caught on then, but it was too late for me and I didn't want either one of them!! They were Sickos!! And They Stayed friends with each Other!! Weird!! @8-)
2007-02-19 08:16:29 · answer #2 · answered by Dovey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a girl dump me cuz i wore a nice jean and a shirt to her house.that's so stupid she said. she told me to get a life.huh that was one hell of a stupid girl i ever met. a girl dump my cousin cuz my cousin didn't went out wit her when even though my cousin told her that he has a very important meeting.that meeting was the meeting to his goal.u know if girl married my cousin she would living in a dream house but now he got a wife.its too late.
2007-02-19 08:09:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dumped a guy in high school because my friends said his nostrils were TOO wide. Isn't that stupid? Never mind that he was a nice guy...I let my friends influence me!
2007-02-19 09:59:36 · answer #4 · answered by Brown eyed girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was way back my college days i dumped my ex bf because i hate the way he dresses up and i dont like his shoes. i am serious. when he heard my reason he was shocked and surprise! anyway, i dont love him so, its easy for me to say things as such.
2007-02-19 08:08:46 · answer #5 · answered by leoNpari 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a boyfriend in high school who I adored because he was so fine. When he dumped me he said it was because he liked me too much and didn't want to use me. Then he turned around and slept with my BFF.
WTF?
2007-02-19 08:04:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
because my toes were too stumpy
i had never looked at my feet in that way b4 and never will i just joke with people i meet i say "just a warning i have stumpy toes"
2007-02-19 08:04:54 · answer #7 · answered by omissy2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was ''funny'' when my boyfriend dumped me for my best friend five years ago. I've cursed them both.
2007-02-19 08:02:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because my job offended them. Someone has to collect taxes.
2007-02-19 08:01:42 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
they farted and it smelled
2007-02-19 08:05:02 · answer #10 · answered by terri e 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋