Does Shrek like to eat his eggs "ogre easy" or scrambled? Just curious. I'll be here all night...Got a joke?
2007-02-18 20:14:52 · 9 answers · asked by enbsayshello 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just whole, I have a joke-
Why are Pirates so popular?
-They just arrrrr.
lol I laugh every time, its just rubbish!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
-Fsh.
lol Im havin loadsa fun..
2007-02-18 23:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by Grog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"ogre easy" ....... and here is a joke for you...
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some
cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy", I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll
lose my license, and they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of
bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you cannot have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, Hell, you
didn't tell me you had a prescription!"
2007-02-19 04:23:19 · answer #2 · answered by ompie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think shrek will eat anything any way
2007-02-19 04:20:06 · answer #3 · answered by kaylea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cow is walking across a field, when suddenly a chicken blocks his path.
The cow said "Moooove it" - the chicken didn't move
The cow said "Moooove it" - the chicken didn't move
The cow said "Moooove it" - the chicken said "Bockoff"
2007-02-19 04:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by Fuzzy Wuzzy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you should have switched that around and said scrambled first.
2007-02-19 04:19:17 · answer #5 · answered by Bread Crumb Maloy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
VERY FUNNY!!!
Cant think of any jokes.
2007-02-19 04:22:51 · answer #6 · answered by THE ACTS OF POWER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u read deltora quest? answer quickly!
2007-02-19 04:22:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, got it, but not laughing
2007-02-19 04:17:46 · answer #8 · answered by ♫Pavic♫ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yuk.
2007-02-19 04:17:28 · answer #9 · answered by Giovanna M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋