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After extensive research I have developed an error free astrology/horoscope system.

It works this way.

Divide 12 with the number of the month you were born.
Add the remainder and the quotient.

If you get
1 You are Bashful
2 You are Doc
3 You are Dopey (Bad news!)
4 You are Grumpy
5 You are Happy
6 You are Sleepy
12 You are Sneezy
(If you are born in May, your number is 4, 12/5 quotient=2, remainder =2 so add 2+2)
The characteristics of each month is evident from the name.

All even months are governed by the International Space Station.
All odd months are governed by the GPS satellite of your region (Contact 50th Space Wing for Details)

Please let me know how accurate your observations are.

2007-02-18 19:05:23 · 2 answers · asked by Shruti 2 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

2 answers

Scary accurate (for me at least). I don't believe in that junk but I got 6 and I do sleep ALOT! Too bad my sister came out to be 4 and she's the sunniest person I know.

That still doesn't debunk your system, however. Every single person identifies with everyone of these things. If my sister had calculated it herself she probably would have thought about how grumpy she can get, thus "proving" your system correct.

One more to note: my husband also came back 4 and you're right...He's an asss :)

2007-02-18 19:22:50 · answer #1 · answered by Nationalist 4 · 0 0

Try this Horoscope http://tinyurl.com/3atdju , just type in your zip code and Sign and see what lies in your future! lol

Best Wishes!

2007-02-19 18:59:10 · answer #2 · answered by Jill S 1 · 0 0

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