IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON
you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
IN PRISON
you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON
you get your own toilet.
ATWORK
you have to share.
IN PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
Humm?
Which Sounds Better?
So what are you waiting for???
Kill your BOSS ……la….!!
2007-02-18 18:37:33 · 24 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL I agree! Prisoners have it way to easy.
2007-02-18 18:39:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
But then you get to go home from work and do whatever the hell you want. I figure that work is only about 10 hours a day for most people, including travel.
The greatest visit of working as opposed to being in prison is the unlimited conjugal visits after hours.
2007-02-19 03:24:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you just made it a whole lot harder to get up and want to go to work in the morning Thanxs a bunch
2007-02-19 02:51:20 · answer #3 · answered by Katprsn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No... I dont agree....
Because you missed 2 major points
*Prison doesnt pay very well and you have to like fudgepacking!
* Work pays well, and the ladies love working men
2007-02-19 02:42:01 · answer #4 · answered by REVHEAD 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
lol
no doubt, I always thought people in prison were getting a better deal then free people were
2007-02-19 02:50:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can not do this.
I am a boss now. coz i was free and worked hard under your mentioned circumstances.
you like to left your family unsecured... when you like to join Jail?
work and freedom are precious at all.
2007-02-19 02:47:23 · answer #6 · answered by Girish Sharma,yahoo superstar 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yea no kidding
2007-02-19 02:51:50 · answer #7 · answered by ?only?me? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah . . . I like this list. You got it from lotsofjokes.com, right? It;s one of my favorite sites.
2007-02-19 02:44:34 · answer #8 · answered by tucden89 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i agree!!!
now let's go 2 prison!!!
2007-02-19 02:43:51 · answer #9 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too much information.
2007-02-19 02:43:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋