How can i make wrestling weapons?

Question

How can i make chairs, ladders, tables, ect. that won't hert a lot?

Answer 1

Go to a hardware store to buy them. if u make them ur stupid. ur still stupid if you're going to try to wrestle with them. WWE, TNA are scripted!! The wrestlers know how to use the weapons and the opponents know how to block them U DON'T. Like the blood rarely comes from weapon shots. They bleed after they get hit with a weapon because they change the camera angle so the superstar can use a blade that is hidden in his wrist tape to cut open his head.

Answer 2

If you get hit squarely with a chair, it ain't going to hurt or injure you very much. It will hurt and it may injure you, but not as much as they act like on TV. Its mainly loud, and that plus acting makes it seem painful.

NEVER EVER USE LADDERS EVER! Its reckless when they are doing it in front of millions of people worldwide for thousands of dollars a year. Its stupid when you do it in a bingo hall for 30 bucks a night. Its suicide to do it in your own backyard for free.

For tables, that can get expensive. The main thing is to remove the metal coping around the edge of the table. Many wrestlers are injured by that coping. An example is Bob Holley, who was cut all the way to the bone by it last year during an ECW broadcast. If you want the table to split cleanly, you need to score the bottom down the middle with a razor blade.

Basically any blunt object (preferably one that is really loud when you hit something with it) makes a good wrestling weapon. I've been hit with empty paint buckets, pool cues, PVC pipes (one of my favorites) and big plastic dumpsters.

DON'T UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES USE SHARP AND/OR SERRATED OBJECTS. Things like pizza cutters, thumb tacs and staplers may look cool when they are being used by a bunch of adolescent sadists, but trust me, they are bad.

NEVER USE ANYTHING THAT YOU STRUGGLE TO LIFT WITH ONE HAND OR HAS ITS WEIGHT CONCENTRATED IN A SMALL MASS. Dumbbells, pool balls, hammers, etc. If you aren't willing to hit yourself with it, don't hit someone else with it.

If you are serious about garbage wrestling, remember these rules:

1) If you aren't willing to hit yourself with it, don't hit someone else with it. (Ya I said it twice, but its that important). And don't wail on someone with ANYTHING. Figure out how hard you can hit someone by hitting yourself first.
2)If something seems dangerously stupid or stupidly dangerous, don't ******* do it.
3) Frequently check to make sure each other is physically OK. The pros are experts at doing this without the audience noticing. Your not a pro, don't bother trying to hide it.
4) Have a safety word in case something goes wrong. And it can't be ow or stop. Make it a word that doesn't normally come up (we used to use cabbage).
5) Have fun with it. I have seen one too many matches evolve into a serious fight. Take turns being winner and loser. Remember, real pro wrestlers don't actually compete. You shouldn't treat it as a competition either.

Well, that's garbage wrestling 101. Please don't think that this is the definitive rules on how you do it. And I honestly urge you to NOT DO ANY GARBAGE WRESTLING WHAT SO EVER.

Answer 3

You can't. If you insist on doing it go to an actual pro-wrestling school and learn to do it the right way. The last thing we need is more hillbilly yardtards out maiming themselves and then having momsy and dadsy sue WWE because they went and hurt themself.

Answer 4

cardboard.

Answer 5

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