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BEAM ME UP !!!!!!.....Delia.........

I have no more power Captain.....

May my force be with you !!!

2007-02-19 00:15:27 · answer #1 · answered by yahoo 6 · 1 0

Yes! I wrote this letter for her this morning:

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Your make my heart heavy...
but my prostate weak...
My bladder is near to bursting...

You insisted on using soap as a lubricant...
You have been warned so many times...

The kitchen table is not stable to hold us both...
nor the rear suspension of my van...

*****
The letter lost its rhyme after being translated though.
You may not use the words as a letter to your ex unless you get my permission!

Thank You

2007-02-19 07:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by Smutty 6 · 1 0

no i make science fiction phone calls - cos nobody hears you scream in space

et - phone home.

2007-02-19 02:17:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nope.

2007-02-19 02:08:25 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1 0

Yeah, that works well, with regard to getting them to stay away.

2007-02-19 15:50:55 · answer #5 · answered by Orion Quest 6 · 0 0

if you mean sword and sorcery fantasy, yea, i may have done that a time or two. that, or semi-erotic love poems.

2007-02-19 01:50:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

no...for the most part, they frighten me...lol

2007-02-19 18:47:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No I don't.

2007-02-19 09:59:40 · answer #8 · answered by Candi Apples 7 · 0 0

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