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Have you ever broken through the ice but fell in butt first? Did you freeze your icehole? It's all I got. Again, anyone have a pun or joke? Get some points!!

2007-02-18 17:09:01 · 4 answers · asked by enbsayshello 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

4 answers

I'm sorry you got your "BASS" wet!!!!!

2007-02-18 17:11:56 · answer #1 · answered by Hilllbilly_gal 5 · 0 0

Falling in the ice is no joke.

No, I did not, thank G-d. I did once get my nose frostbit in -75 degree with wind chill. Looked kind of funny, like "brown-nosed."

Another time, on top of a mountain, I got two toes frostbit. The tips turned black. Didn't lose them though, thank G-d.

I take cold injuries very seriously, having lived on the tundra and in northern New England.

Hmmm... A joke? Okay.

Knock knock.

--Who's there?

Amus.

-Amus who?

A mosquito bit me.

Knock knock.

-Who's there?

Andy.

-Andy who?

-And he bit me again.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Listen *&%$@#! --open the *&^ %^$& door ! ! ! They're eating me alive!

2007-02-18 17:16:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

...Ask Jack Dawson.
So are you Chris Daughtry? Hehe.

2007-02-18 17:16:03 · answer #3 · answered by Sarah360 3 · 0 0

i went ice fishin' but it took me two days to cut a hole big enough for my boat never again

2007-02-18 17:13:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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