You overhear two people planning a terrorist attack on Disneyland and you find out its G.Bush, Osama, and.....

Question

Tom cruise. They are planning this in the middle of Afghanistan and you have no idea what your'e doing there. The only things you have are a golf ball, 6 beers, and Shaq by your side.

Answer 1

shaq can deal wit them.

Answer 2

There's a Disneyland in Afghanistan,Well! I wouldn't worry to much No.1 Osama is dead,No 2. Tom Cruise is only a actor.No 3.George Bush has a I.Q. of 91,now what could he possible do to endanger Disneyland unless it attacks the U.S. .

Answer 3

Well, Osama has liver failure so we could give him the beer, Shaq could throw the golf ball and hit george between the eyes and knock him out and we could tell tom that Minnie Mouse is waiting for him in the magic kingdom and all will be saved

Answer 4

I would trick them into getting drunk(easy for Bush not so for the others) than talk to Osama and choke him with the golf ball. Tom cruise...i would let shaq deal with(he would be drunk too so it wouldnt be so bad)

Answer 5

I have Shaq deal with it, throw a golf ball at anyone, and drink the beers and profess my ignorance.

Answer 6

First get them drunk (not me and Shaq) then get Shaq to get some big rocks (like in Scary Movie 4) and bash them all over the heads with them, and then I'd hit them away with the golf clubs. That should put them in comas for a couple of days...maybe even a couple of weeks.

Answer 7

Have you seen Shaq? He can handle 2 short people and a skinny guy with kidney problems.

Answer 8

It's time for a Shaq Attack then afterwards you can hit the links.

Answer 9

throw the golf ball n tell president bush to fetch.. offer osama a beer.. let him get drunk and tell shaq to punish him..

Answer 10

I would get drunk and have Shaq hold them hostage while I throw the golf all on George Bushes forehead.

Answer 11

If it's "two people planning a terror attack" then it can't be Bush, Osama and Tom Cruise. That's three people.