2007-02-18 14:29:03 · 10 answers · asked by justagirl33552 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
If you are so inclined, write a little poem.
2007-02-18 14:29:36 · update #1
If not for Jon Stewart
Would you realize
How relentlessly we are
Bombarded with lies?
2007-02-18 14:45:38 · update #2
if not for jon stewart, who'd kick the a s s ' s
of moronic politicians, who hoodwink the masses!!!
He's funny and witty, and really quite smart,
with the only real footage, of a senators fart.
So love him or hate him, its no difference to me,
but hate at your peril.....or end up on TV!!!!
2007-02-18 14:42:09 · answer #1 · answered by Jimmy The Hand 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If not for Jon Stewart Stephen Colbert would win an Emmy
If not for Jon Stewart There would be no Jon Stewarts on Comedy Central
If Not for Jon Stewart the would be no (funny) Daily Show
2007-02-18 22:34:14 · answer #2 · answered by cheeeeer 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If not for Jon Stewart the news would be dull
Filled with trivial garbage, senseless and null
No humor, no laughter, no making it light
Thank God for Jon Stewart, who makes the news bright.
2007-02-18 22:32:41 · answer #3 · answered by j3nny3lf 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
If not for Jon Stewart we would have to watch the new Fox News comedy show....It is so lame.
2007-02-18 22:33:52 · answer #4 · answered by itsdabigbadwolf 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If not for Jon Stewart we would be a little less cynical
If not for Jon Stewart we might have voted thinking it would matter
If not for Jon Stewart we might pick a candidate who qualifications aren't how easy they are to impersonate. (SNL)
2007-02-18 22:39:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
If not for Jon Stewart
We probably wouldn't have a clue
Of what is really right and true
And we'd be sad and blue
If not for Stew!
2007-02-18 22:40:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
If not for Jon Stewart, and all his funny jokes
Making fun of politics and crackin on all those folks
I would have been so bored, and found something else to see
Jon Stewart thanks for all the giggles, you complete me
2007-02-18 22:34:35 · answer #7 · answered by ashleynicole452 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm not real poetic
so ill make it short and sweet
If not for the Daily Show, I would commit suicide.
No I'm not crazy, just surrounded by people who think America is supposed to be free, but only to people just like them
zip code 67212
or hell
depends on your opinions
2007-02-18 22:55:48 · answer #8 · answered by purplebadger 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if not for jon stewart there wudn't be a guy named jon stewart
if not for jon steward there wudn't be this question
if not for jon stewart i wudn't kno who that is, even though i already dont
2007-02-18 22:32:43 · answer #9 · answered by ostentatiousenigam 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
we'd still have to watch the Daily show with Craig Killborn..ewwwww.
2007-02-18 22:32:26 · answer #10 · answered by Terry Brass 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋