2007-02-18 13:04:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
i prefer the names of the stores like try-n-sav or sprawl-mart and can you think of others?
2007-02-18 13:18:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
Homer: And you remember Matthew... 21:17.
Reverend Lovejoy: "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
Homer: Yeah. Think about it.
Homer: It's true, I'm a rageoholic! I just can't get enough RAGEOHOL!
Homer: What are you two laughing at? And if you say Jimmy Fallon, I'll know you're lying!
2007-02-18 13:14:45 · answer #2 · answered by cubsfan90 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
2007-02-18 14:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5. Bart: Quick up here! I'm pretty sure fires can't climb trees!
*
4. Rod Flanders: Are you jealous of Brother Homer?
Ned: Maybe just a little bit
Rod: I'm jealous of girls because they get to wear dresses!
Ned: One problem at a time, boy.
*
3. Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite mop, not quite a puppet
*laughs for a moment* So to answer your question...I don't know.
*
2. Homer: *to Kaine and Kodos* Please don't eat me! I have a wife and children! Eat them!
*
1. Homer: Hello...my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Mail clerk: Ok, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
Homer: *stares blankly for a moment* I...don't...know
2007-02-18 13:25:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
In the episode Skinner's Sense of Snow...at the very end Principal Skinner says to the class hamster..."now chew through my ball sack" haha I still can't believe they said that on TV.
2007-02-19 15:54:28 · answer #5 · answered by Shan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer: That's crazy talk.
You're talkin' crazy talk ,Marge.
Get off the road! BEEEEEEEP (all this while parked in the driveway)
Just remember it and quote it often.. he he
2007-02-18 13:15:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frank Grimes: You idiot! You nearly drank a beaker full of sulfuric acid!
Homer(laughing): Acid? That would have been stupid. Boy would my face have been red.
2007-02-18 13:18:16 · answer #7 · answered by Smitty Werben Jegar Man Jensen 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When the Budwiser frogs are being eatten they yell out, "Coors!"
2007-02-18 13:10:44 · answer #8 · answered by gregory_dittman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"hey guys, the bunny ain't movin"- the new simpsons movie
"duh"- everyone in the english language knows that one!
2007-02-18 13:26:20 · answer #9 · answered by skigrrrrl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Quick up here! I'm pretty sure fires can't climb trees!
2007-02-18 13:28:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋