2007-02-18 12:25:49 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you have a bloodhound. LOL
2007-02-18 12:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you still have Bush stickers on your pick up...
you tell a bunch of Jeff Foxworthy jokes to everyone you meet...
you can't resist an opportunity to go to Wal-Mart....
you get your family counseling from the receptionist at the hair salon...
you avoid foreign films because the words move too fast...
you kind of stopped being mad at the terrorists when you found out that they don't like Jews either...
you have a picture of a large trout that you caught on the front page of your website...
you warn your daughter not to date any of those gay fellas...
you use the expression "run for the hills" literally... ever...
you have the Jerry Springer Show Hotline on speed dial....
the first thing you tried to TiVo was a weather channel show about tornadoes....
2007-02-18 20:56:30 · answer #2 · answered by rabble rouser 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you were given a full set of NASCAR plastc cups and salad bowls with cool whip written on the side as a wedding present.
lol.
or.....you buy your cough medicine at the liquor store.
don't forget going to walmart barefoot and makin' out with that handsome cutie of yours in the checkout aisle, ooohhhh, that's the best part!!!
2007-02-18 21:31:09 · answer #3 · answered by sweetie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You think the movie Deliverance would make a great soap opera
2007-02-18 21:25:20 · answer #4 · answered by Scooter 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you have a statue made out of Milwakee's Best beer cans.
2007-02-18 20:30:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you lived in redneck land ..
2007-02-18 20:29:45 · answer #6 · answered by Derby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...you go to the toilet and then call all your family in to see it before you flush....
(I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it at a friends long ago. It may be Jeff Foxworthy, but I don't remember)
2007-02-18 20:29:15 · answer #7 · answered by Fuzzy Wuzzy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you go to a family re-union to meet you future spouse...lol â¥
I love Jeff Foxworthy's red neck jokes ! â¥
2007-02-18 20:30:41 · answer #8 · answered by Bren 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the game warden is the same guy that performed your wedding and gave you a speeding ticket in the same day.
2007-02-18 20:37:57 · answer #9 · answered by b17_4_life 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
U have a hound dog named BUCK
2007-02-18 20:33:18 · answer #10 · answered by powderjusblazin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you fix your glasses with duct tape
you live in a trailer
you have a ton of cars in front of that trailer- all broken
2007-02-18 20:29:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋