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You better say you like it and it's the greatest country on earth! (LOL)

2007-02-18 09:27:02 · 32 answers · asked by lone_star_john 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I hate Texas. The people threre think they are better than everyone else. I will mess with Texas.

2007-02-18 09:32:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

Never having the pleasure of visiting Texas I can't say - though we had one visit once - A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There, he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large. Then they walk around the station a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows". The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?" The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"

2007-02-18 09:33:54 · answer #2 · answered by renclrk 7 · 2 0

yeah I know you said people who aren't native Texans but I had to jump in and defend my country.

I am a Native Texan....and you are right!!!
Texas is it's own country!
We are nothing like the other states. We have it all.
and if folks don't like us...........
we can daMn sure secede the union again eh?

*Long Live The Lone Star State!

2007-02-18 10:11:19 · answer #3 · answered by Moma 7 · 1 0

Texas is OK i work,lived,married,divorced in Texas but i have had some of the best times in my life in Texas wow that brought back a lot of memories good and bad i never want to forget any of them........RIP Darrel

2007-02-18 09:53:22 · answer #4 · answered by Death follows us all 5 · 1 0

Texas is not a country. Its a state!
I'm not a native.. I've lived here for just about 3 years though... its OK, better than Michigan and Indiana but...... FLORIDA IS BETTER Muahahahahahah

2007-02-18 09:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by ChrissyLicious 6 · 0 1

Not from Texas, but do sorta think it got a extra blessing, Galveston is so pretty and nothing like Dallas

2007-02-18 09:35:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

Someone once said,"Only steers and queers come from Texas" It's not true and I don't know who said it and I've never been there but in the movie Giant it looks hot and baron.

2007-02-18 12:00:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Texas is the greatest country on earth. now get the gun off my head!

2007-02-18 09:29:18 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Nick 6 · 7 1

These yankees don't understand that it is, in fact, the greatest COUNTRY on earth! It should be its own COUNTRY, because it's so awesome! It also has been its own COUNTRY before.

2007-02-18 09:43:20 · answer #9 · answered by BlanketyBlank 1 · 2 0

Hmm...We are neighbors because I' am from Louisiana. It is all the south. I like the really heavy Texas accent, history, and barbecue. Nothing like the south.

2007-02-18 09:40:54 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥Bree♥♥ 7 · 2 0

Texas is a state, not a country.

2007-02-18 09:30:54 · answer #11 · answered by cireengineering 6 · 4 2

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