My cat Fluffy started a cult, her followers have taken over my apartment they have been hunting down dogs and sacrficing them to the dark cat goddess of the underworld, however they have run out of dog and I heard them talking last night and they want to use me as a sacrifice, i didnt think to much about it however when I woke up this morning all of them were looking at me weird, They began to chase me around with butcher knives, I am locked safely in my closet however I dont know how long I can stay here for I am claustaphobic, for the love of god please tell me what I can do to appease the blood thirsty felines....
2007-02-18 07:48:18 · 6 answers · asked by ACV 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Make a video of it and sell it on the net. You'll make a lot of money off of it, then you'll be able to hire an assassin and he or she will "take care" of your cat for you.
2007-02-18 07:53:58 · answer #1 · answered by Miss T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if u r in the closet how did u ask this on computer. anyway give them a tread ball.
2007-02-18 15:52:58 · answer #2 · answered by i crush ye oll man!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ground her
2007-02-18 15:51:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to rehab. Then, shave your head.
2007-02-18 15:52:44 · answer #4 · answered by saram 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
pray
2007-02-18 15:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by good day 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um..
lay off the dope?
2007-02-18 15:50:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋