How can I start my own NASCAR race? If Daytona can do it, why can't Marianne?

Question

The Marianne Mile?Would that work? Who needs the other 499?

Answer 1

What a Deelightful idea. It got my motor started. How about the Miracle Marianne Midway Motor Mile Marathon? Do they even have NASCAR down South? I thought it was only popular in New England. We do have auto races in Oregon. They are sponsored by the adult film industry. The NASTYCAR circuit just isn't as well known, but it is an up and coming sport that is on the rise. We expect big things from it. All of the drivers race as hard as they can. They just go balls out.

Answer 2

You need about 500-1000 acres of land first. Then you need to get about 300 million dollars together to build it--after you get all of the surrounding communities to build the appropriate road, sewer and power infrastructure. There also needs to be plenty of camping sites nearby and enough hotel rooms for about 100,000 people--depends on how big of a track you want to build.
Or you could just build a small track out of wood and use Hot Wheel cars and dice--that's a lot of fun.

Answer 3

You could definitely start your own race! Just use your charm to get a few sponsors and good drivers, and you've got yourself a race! But make it a little longer than one mile...because it's all about the entire experience!

Answer 4

I come...Maybe you could just run a mile naked and invite some of the NASCAR drivers...people might pay to see that.

Answer 5

Just find a place that only has left turns..you can start from there..

Answer 6

Prepare to choke on my bread crumbs!!

See you at Albertson's!!!!

Answer 7

As long as you have a pole,my dear.....wink

Answer 8

yep, you sure can....you just need a corporate sponsor

Answer 9

sorry - but you have to be a racist