France? too ga--y
England? too liberal
Italy? too close to the middle east
Russian? too communist
Europe? too liberal
Africa? maybe, there are a lot of problems there but whites would never accept a black Jesus
Asia? Jesus would be too tall to be an Asian
Arab Jesus? possible. He was in that form when he first came
Ah! an illegal Mexican Jesus!!!
2007-02-18 07:04:00 · 19 answers · asked by Taco . 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Every American knows that Jesus is an American. ...What they don't know is that Jesus is a Socialist. :)
2007-02-18 07:09:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Hi,
I have a great Idea. Why don't you check out the real answer to your question once and for all so you'll know for sure. It's all written in Scripture for anyone and everyone to see for themselves. In both the New and Old Testaments. If you see it with your own eyes, you won't have to rely on someone Else's opinion which can be either right, wrong, or indifferent. And don't forget while Jesus was her on Earth he was raised a Jew. Don't forget Jesus was born through the line of King David, who was also a Jew. And just a side note here for the sake of this conversation....he will rule from Jerusalem too. But hey, don't take my word for it...check it out for yourself. That way you'll know for sure.
2007-02-18 07:16:30 · answer #2 · answered by skiingstowe 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Joke it may be, but how right you are about an African Jesus.
The reason why I refuse to accept Christianity is that despite the Geographical fact of the home of Jesus, All pictorials and paintings I have seen of the so called son of God have been of a long haired, blond, blue eyed character. That alone tells me that my suspicions should be at red alert.
2007-02-18 07:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
When it comes to national defense I am very conservative but I am also and agnostic so I am 99% sure that Jesus was not the Son of God.
2007-02-18 07:11:18 · answer #4 · answered by scarlettt_ohara 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm voting for an illegal Mexican Jesus, who is also Catholic.
2007-02-18 07:18:58 · answer #5 · answered by Jackson Leslie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've got have been given faith that Christians would be raptured off the planet in the past the 2d coming of Christ, and that we are going to incorporate Him jointly as He returns and gadgets up His millennial reign in the international. as a result, it incredibly is larger a count sort of His wisdom me!
2016-11-23 17:01:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many conservatives should be scared to the very bone that Jesus might return and noticed the way they justify their,hate, greed and actions in his name?
2007-02-18 07:21:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I am definitely left leaning, though not hard core liberal, and I frankly don't care where he comes back or what he looks like. I am looking forward to the day he returns.
2007-02-18 07:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by Tom C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a conservative and 100% Agnostic, so I don't know if, when or where he'll return or even exists.
2007-02-18 07:18:23 · answer #9 · answered by meathookcook 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure there is somebody some where that believes all that. Whether are Conservatives or not I have no way of knowing.
2007-02-18 07:12:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm a conservation for life, love, and freedom
Jesus is from above and not from America
The spirit of America is not the Spirit of God
The spirit of this world is to steal, kill and destroy
America excells in this evil spirit.
Those who have a Spirit from above do not have a spirit of fear
Those who are violent and cause terror and torture are of the fearful spirit
The way of peace, America has not known.
2007-02-18 07:11:31 · answer #11 · answered by lovefights 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋