2007-02-18 06:51:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
yes, oh yes, oh surely i'll do that. thanks for reminding me, i'll have to add 'razor blades' to my grocery list. well of course i'm going to end my life after the harry potter series, because i've burrowed myself into a cave in which i can curl up and read harry potter books until the new one comes out. there is a hole at the top just big enough for my family to send food down (bless them), and, on the very day it is released, the last book in the series.
but once i'm finished reading it for the first time (i have mathematically proven it to be somewhere around six to seven hours, judging by book-length estimates), and reading the entire series over twice or thrice, i'll have taken everything from the books that i could have possibly taken. what then?
well of course it will be time to end it. there is no physical way to escape from my PotterCave, as i've affectionately dubbed it, and what other literature do they expect me to read? what other literature is there? i wonder if i should slit my wrists, though. that seems like it would take too long. maybe a cyanide capsule, a sharp blow to the head, or suffocation might be better.
2007-02-18 07:28:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Well that would be pretty stupid wouldn't it? Just pick up another book. There are so many good books out there in the world besides Harry Potter. Better books than Harry Potter. Try some of them!
2007-02-18 14:56:57 · answer #2 · answered by awanderingelf 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Don't really see why you care...and no. Harry Potter series ending is not the end of the world. Do you honestly think many people will do this? Are you that stupid?
2007-02-18 15:14:35 · answer #3 · answered by Kristie 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nope but i do think death theats to rowling making her continue to write might work.
2007-02-18 15:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
I dunno???? Is the last book coming!!!! Oh know I better start planning for the end now!!!!!
Wrists? Pills? Gun? Wow so many choices, so many themes....what would Harry do?
2007-02-18 14:55:44 · answer #5 · answered by Disco Lady 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋
You are sick, but I must admit I did laugh.
2007-02-18 14:59:18 · answer #6 · answered by Caramella 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i'll probably snap, i knew it would happen eventually.
2007-02-18 15:41:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
WTF is wrong with you???
2007-02-18 14:53:52 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♫♦TurnUpTheRadio♦♫♥ 2 · 2⤊ 7⤋