and then he ran off with Cherry. I can't stop pining away for him. What wood you do?
2007-02-18 06:46:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anne Teak 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I know you want to branch out and date other people but you and I have been buds since we were acorns together. You are going to ruin your reputation if people find out that you dated a Naughty Pine in high school and went so far as to be a tree hugger. You have done a good job of sprucing up your image, Twiggy. Most people think your roots are deep in the community. You may want to leaf well enough alone.
2007-02-18 08:45:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't pine for him. Walnuts, what is one to do? You could get over him with a ladder. Does he still have his woody? Some of those erectile dysfunction products can have effects lasting as long as four hours. I use to date Cherry, but she wouldn't shave her pits. I have a corn on my foot, but I don't have a bunion like Paul. That big ox. He is feeling kind of blue, however. You may have thought that in the beginning Woody was a real peach only to discover he was a fruit. Get over him before too much time goes by and you become an old prune. You should be a raisin your sights. Who gives a fig about Woody? No more sour grapes. It is time to move on and put down roots. Make a trunk call to your friends in England if you are a little board. We all get that rosy glow at first, but then, the stardust turns to sawdust. Speaking of Rosie Glow, I wonder if I still have her phone number.
2007-02-19 12:50:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not Woody Allen is it? He's not got a very good track record in relationships, funny guy but not big on commitment. I would play a whole lot of sad songs and cry.
2007-02-19 18:29:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes life's a Beech; he just had to run off with a Bamboo and break your heart.
Just plant some poison ivy in his bed, that will make you feel better!
2007-02-22 12:35:02 · answer #4 · answered by n0witrytobeamused 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't get over someone who's name is woody either
2007-02-18 14:50:10 · answer #5 · answered by Lupita 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would try and hook up with mahogany, I hear he's good at mending broken hearts...
2007-02-18 14:50:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you need to get mahogany on his butt!
2007-02-18 14:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by ஐ♥Gin♥ஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear Spruce is available!
2007-02-18 14:51:58 · answer #8 · answered by Caramella 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be patient. Time heals all wounds.
2007-02-18 14:49:19 · answer #9 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋