If I was Bill Gates I would start my own country, raise an army and declare war on Hawaii, what would you do?

Question

sheesh! Does nobody on Yahoo have a sense of humor? You people make me sick!

Answer 1

Yo' Bill...It's ME! Crazy LARRY! You ol' son of a gun...it's about time you did something sensible with all that money...GREAT IDEA, Let's invade Hawaii...I'll help ya'! I've got my high-powered slingshot and some steel ball bearings...that should do the job! Then we invade a Baskin Robbins Ice Cream factory and demand hot fudge sundaes for our entire army because takin' down Hawaii was a pretty hot job and we(you, me, and our army)need something to cool us off before we go off to invade another threat to society....like, maybe illiteracy...yeah...let's invade a library and force everyone to READ instead of just look at the pretty pictures! Then we (just you and me...our army needs some R&R) could go back to your place and kick back with some hot Hawaiian babes that we captured in our invasion and kept as sex slaves and house maids and hop into bed with 'em and smear their hot bods with some Baskin Robbins and lick it all off! Wow, this invading stuff is fun! I'm sure glad we hooked up after all this time! SEMPER FI! HUMPER FOE!

Answer 2

Not sure why anyone would want to declare war on Hawaii,

If i were Bill Gates, I would spend all my time and effort on poverty and conditions in the US, so we that everyone can share in the country we all love.
Once that was successful, then I would turn my attention to the rest of the world.

Answer 3

I would live a lavish lifestyle. I would think less of people who had less money. I would surround myself with Yes-Men. I would live in the best home. I would date the best-looking women. I would have a plane and a helicopter. I would start small wars to feel good about myself. I would dedicate my fortune to finding a way to extend my life by a long period of time. Then, when I am close to death, I will start a small foundation to fight the outbreak of AIDS in Africa so that everyone would consider me to be a good guy.

Who am I?

The modern day Carnegie of course.

Answer 4

From your thinking it looks like you cannot become Bill Gates in next 5000 years.

Answer 5

i wouldn't declare war on hawaii, i would annex it, and declare war on ur country lol,

nah i'd probably drown myself in money, get the temptation out of the way, and then just live life to the fullest

Answer 6

I will issue warrants for your arrest for declaring war on US territory.Call Bill Gates to be ready to arrange for your bail.

Answer 7

Hell, I'd just BUY my own country. And if anyone tried to invade it, I'd pay them off.

What's the use of having money if you can't use it to avoid unpleasant things like war?

Answer 8

no and why would you declare war on Hawaii? Did they do anything to You?

Answer 9

I would make sure that my whole family was taken care of and didn't need to work anymore. My family are laborers and they all work so hard and it shortens their life span.

Answer 10

start buying states and its residents. then once i have the u.s. invade canada and mexico, once gainning control over them, i would break off california and alaska would replace it. then with my army of the canadians, mexicans, and americans, i would invade south america, and because they are poor, i would win, and thier survivors would die or join me, then after i have south america, i would take over russia, china, india and japan, then with all my people that i have left, retreat back to north america and bomb the rest of the world.