2007-02-18 05:59:11 · 15 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yes . how romantic then we could sit there and nit pick each others hair.
2007-02-18 06:03:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I feel like monkey loving all the time. I always like the women to come on over an eat my "banana", Bill Clinton style that is. lol
2007-02-18 14:04:12 · answer #2 · answered by Big C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never had monkey loving. I'm not sure if I want it. Let me get back with you on that!
2007-02-18 14:02:43 · answer #3 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A recent study demonstrated that women get turned on by monkey sex. Maybe it's a connection to our past where the hairy man humped the hairy woman and had hairy children, or it's about reality.
For men, fantasies are important. They get turned on by lesbian scenes, the more women, the merrier the fantasy, but does the phallus worshipping by keening oversexed women really have similar effect on the female audience?
Somehow I'm not too sure. For me porn is no longer appealing, it's like a worn-out whore plying her trade to addicts in a crack house.
Does that make me a hypocritical porn writer? I think not, its just that I've finally decided to write about reality and not fantasies.
I am done writing about women with big titties and small waists. I would rather write about the everyday women with figures reshaped by childbirth and age. I would rather talk about women who juggle children, homes, husband, and their healthy appetites that they prefer to be over and done with and fall asleep to face another rigorous day.
There is no time for frills, lace, or fantasies; everything is time-bound as is sex. It has to be hard, fast, and real. It has to be real — like monkey sex — where there are no pretences and no desire for her to look good for her male; she shakes her booty and he grabs her.
It is wild sex at its best. The act is hot, mechanical, and friggin' fast; over and done with in a matter of seconds. He is the alpha male, full of virility, shooting his load and then moving on to grooming and getting groomed.
The act of copulation has to be honed in. Playing with her nipples for too long would probably result in her mind wondering over the morning breakfast. Extensive fondling of the nub could result in untimely explosion resulting in her wanting to give her partner a ******** just to get off easy. Or worse still, pumping in the same position would lead to boredom.
Thus, it is all about monkey sex, raw and real.
Foreplay is doing the dishes, baby sitting the kids while she soaks in the tub, and then grabbing her for some raw monkey loving.
2007-02-18 14:04:18 · answer #4 · answered by Brittany Davis 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if it's with a woman. It's always fun picking the lice off each other.
2007-02-18 14:08:09 · answer #5 · answered by cheyenneman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A gentleman never tells
2007-02-18 15:17:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How the heck do people think of this stuff?
2007-02-18 14:09:00 · answer #7 · answered by regina s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clyde could get jealous ;)
2007-02-18 14:26:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gosh ........ I must be missing out as I don't know what that is!
2007-02-18 14:02:58 · answer #9 · answered by MsCurious 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah big daddy so come hit me up **wink**
2007-02-18 14:03:16 · answer #10 · answered by *Dat Soulja Girl* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋