They are hassiling us by escaping from the zoo and creating a riot, they usually hang out in groups on someones porch.
2007-02-18 04:45:02 · 21 answers · asked by Let's Go Muddin' 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
zoos do not have porch monkeys
2007-02-18 04:47:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen the movie Clerks 2??? I have and I agree with him. Lets take that word back and make it ours!!!
GO PORCH MONKEYS GO!! WooHoo! We're taking it back!
Cheers
2007-02-18 12:48:33 · answer #2 · answered by Daft One 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's the matter? Loose the keys to you 4x4 outside the Piggly Wiggly? Red neck...
2007-02-18 12:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by Moon Man 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Tell them to go play with the Yard Apes.
2007-02-18 12:54:29 · answer #4 · answered by FunBetty! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go have a shot, a beer and a joint with them. They're just out to have a little fun.
2007-02-18 13:25:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give them a ride to the airport. They just want to get back to Kenya.
2007-02-18 12:47:48 · answer #6 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe you should find one to cut off that stupid looking mullet your wearing.
2007-02-18 12:53:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
play with them. They sound like fun. Just make sure they don't hit you when they fling their poo.
2007-02-18 12:48:14 · answer #8 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go put some bananas on the neighbors porch!!!!
2007-02-18 12:48:02 · answer #9 · answered by stegall_sherry 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If they are on your property, shoot them with a tranquilizer dart, then call animal control.
2007-02-18 13:17:38 · answer #10 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋