A nice sunday morning flatulance question. What should you do if?

Question

you are stuck in a classroom or meeting, and have to pass wind really bad........let it rip? look at someone else with distaste like they did it, or hold it in and hurt

Answer 1

let it rip. the smell actually clears the sinuses, so in reality you're doing people a favor.

Answer 2

I like to let it leak out slowly, this way it is still released, but it doesn't make a sound, and usually doesn't smell so bad when you let it out slowly. Good luck and if all else fails, let it rip and proudly say "wow, I feel much better"!

Answer 3

Hold it in and don't hurt or let it out little by little and sometime later ask the one next to you: "Do you smell something?". He/she might have and thinking the worst about you, but since it happened you can't do anything else.

Answer 4

I am totally immature, so I would let it rip. But I think that anyone else would hold it in.

Answer 5

try and excuse yourself to go to the bathroom or.. drop something and make a really loud noise and let it out at the same time.. the noise might camoflage the sound but the smell, i am not sure

Answer 6

Let it rip and own up to it. It is a natural thing to happen and you shouldn't be embarassed. There is no way around the smell cause sh*t stinks.

Answer 7

Rip it as long as it isn't a squeaker of a flesh shaker, watch out for lumps also..

Answer 8

Excuse yourself to go to the restroom, everyone would understand. If you absolutely couldn't leave, I say hold it.

Answer 9

As they say in Texas...Let 'er rip, tater chip

Answer 10

rip it like it was your job. and be proud of the results, giving a smirk at the end.