can someone make me laugh?

Question

try ur hardest and the best one i will give the best answer to

Answer 1

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

Answer 2

I waitress in the evening and I drink a lot of caffiene. I was telling my customers at my last table that my boyfriend said Valentines
Day was going to be on the 20th (his payday) and I said it had better be a BIG one...The Mrs. made a woohoo noise and It was mabey the first time I blushed in 10 years. (II meant it had better be a big...Aw nevermind.)

Answer 3

I recommend watching an episode of Friends.

Answer 4

You want to laugh?
You sould see my head. Its the funniest thing you would have ever seen. No sh*t

Answer 5

think of my ugly friend...he is as ugly as you laugh
smile to the life .... the life smile to you
hahahahahaha
goog luck

Answer 6

Here's sand in your shorts bub.

Answer 7

Im to tired. Is that funny. nope.

Answer 8

Save the tree...Eat the beaver!!!! :D

Answer 9

*tickles you*

Answer 10

no. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA