OMG HeLP!!!!?

Question

ok ok im going to try and tell u as fast as i can before he finds me im locked in my yellow room ok im in a giant banana suit and he's in a giant gorilla suit im trying to run away we ran threw the mall i was screming im in a banana suit im in a banana suit and gorilla is after me and he fallows close behind screaming im in a gorilla suit im in gorilla suit and im after that banana i have to go soon so pleaz if u can help or eles he'll eat me alive

Answer 1

That is kinky! I say next time DON'T do the acid, and only give him ONE viagra.

Answer 2

Sounds like somebody needs a new dealer. You were sold some bad Pharmaceuticals

Answer 3

ask him politly to stop. if he does stop, u hav to reward him. perhaps a cookie, or a scoop of his favorite ice-cream. he will not understand if u only reprimand him constantly w/o and explaination. tune in, super nanny on bravo.

remember, u hav to set guide lines, or he'll eat u like a mongoose in santa's sleigh on a midnight ride to mc donalds for a double quarter pounder w/ cheese.

Answer 4

well i dont know what to tell you,but in my case it was an EVIL monkey chasing me, all i did to get rid of him was, take off the suit, give him a real banana, and make friens with him, so you can train him to do it to your enemy's....lol

Answer 5

Time to wake up now! See, it was just a bad dream. Or, you fell asleep watching "Trading Places".

Answer 6

Good eats gorilla...mmm banana...RUN

Answer 7

But it's nice when a guy will eat you. Stop running away.

Answer 8

Try to spell Psychiatrist.

Answer 9

Um...what?

Answer 10

huh