got nothin against blondes aight? luv em
There were 9 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a helicopter rope. The rope started to snap so one had to let go, but no one volunteered. So the brunette made a touching speech about how she would let go for them as she put others first and when she finished, all the blondes started clapping!
2007-02-17 17:29:13 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol an oldie but goodie..here's one for you
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, It's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36 C's.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No, Honey, Its because you're 24."
2007-02-17 17:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
lol funny and i'm a blonde and i dont take ofend of it but i guess thats wat i get 4 being a dirty blonde and tek has a real funny one 2 you two r funny lol and i heard that if guy has is hand in poket he will feel xcockyx all day 2 this is a funny place
2007-02-19 00:49:56 · answer #2 · answered by dreamer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as a natural blonde I can say....cute one. I'll have to remember that joke.
2007-02-18 01:39:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL I like. I like. I like. hehe I'm such a hot geek.
2007-02-18 01:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooo Snow flakes
2007-02-18 01:35:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I was going to get a laugh.
2007-02-18 01:34:54 · answer #6 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it. Guess you know what color hair I have!
I have one for you... "Confucius say, Man with one hand in pocket, feel cocky all day!"
2007-02-18 01:49:13 · answer #7 · answered by Destiny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! What blonds!!
2007-02-18 01:33:44 · answer #8 · answered by Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thx for tha laugh
2007-02-18 01:34:25 · answer #9 · answered by chicky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That got my kid to laugh, so it must be somewhat good.
2007-02-18 01:33:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋