Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more that includes these BEATLES song titles?

Question

and NO...this is not homework...just a little creative fun on a Saturday night.
1. I don't want to spoil the party
2. You've got to hide your love away
3. Any time at all
4. I'll follow the sun
5. Not a second time
6. If I fell

Answer 1

I DON"T WANT TO SPOIL THE PARTY so I'll try not to drink as much as I did yesterday. IF I FELL down and wet my pants once would you be angry? If you spent ANYTIME AT ALL with me you wouldn't be. But you get mad and yell at me in front of my friends when I whip out to let 'rip and say "NOT A SECOND TIME, give us a break. YOU GOT TO HIDE YOUR LOVE AWAY so we all don't have to look at it." Well it's time to go and change my pants, so I'LL FOLLOW THE SUN till I get to my front steps and and wet myself NOT A SECOND TIME, but for the third time in 15 minutes.

Answer 2

I'd like to be Under The Sea. I'n an Octipusse"s Garden. In The Shade.

Answer 3

"Ob-La Di, Ob-La-Da," Veronique muttered as she awaited his phone call. It only took 10 recitations before the call came. "Where is number 910?" he asked frantically from a staticy cell phone. "Duh, one after 909." "Why do you feel that you've got to hide your love away with those stupid jokes? Now tell me, where is the building?" "Okay, no more sarcasm, for now. Head due west for 12 miles and then bear right," she replied with a sigh. "Frog left," Jerry chuckled. "Look, if you're going to quote the Muppet Movie, do it right. It was bear left, right frog." "Whatever, I never understood what you see in that silly, juvenile humor." "Probably the same thing I see in you. Now, do you know how to get here?" "Sure, I'll follow the sun," he responded. "That's probably not the most accurate means of navigation. How about you use a compass?" "You," Jerry said emphatically, "have no sense of adventure." "Oh! Holy cow! I've just seen a face! The building is closed! Oh my!" "You're being paranoid. Why just the night before you told me you saw the Virgin Mary in your bath tub. Then, last week there was that run in with the Chupacabra. Come on, Ronnie, no one is there." Lowering her voice to a frantic whisper, "Jer, I swear, someone is here. What do I do? Oh my god! He's seen me!" "Ronnie, Ronnie! Who is it? What's going on?" "Oh holy canolli, he's green. I swear he's green!" "Is that all? Look, Ronnie, repeat after me as loudly as you can, alright? SIE LIEBT DICH!" "uhh, uh SIE LIEBT DICH!" At that moment, the green man turned from the hallway and entered the office in which Veronique stood motionless. He reached across his face, clasping his jawline in one hand. Pulling up with one swift motion, the green face began to peel away--leaving only Jerry--standing there, his cell phone headset clipped to his ear, doubled over laughing. "Gotcha!" he said between guffaws. "Jerry! You are gonna pay for this, I swear!"