I have something to report. I went to the gadget drawer and picked out an egg beater. I stuck my left nipple in it and gave it a slight turn on the handle. Oooh! Don't try this at home!! The cold, metal melon ball-er is a lot more fun. I used the large end and put it over my nipple, the left one, and it felt nice and safe. Next I am going to try out a spatula, and give myself a quick little slap on the bootie. Thanks for the great idea my little titty twister!!
2007-02-17 17:32:08
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answered by whrldpz 7
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Try asking if you ever got a butt cheek caught. I'm pretty sure it's the nipple thing. By the way, why are you using an egg beater on your chest? Is that some sick new trend?
2007-02-17 17:12:42
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't think it's the kitchen appliances it's the nipple they are having a hard time with and true it's not Yahoo some stick-up his *** is reporting you get used to it , it happens a lot around here.
2007-02-17 17:17:07
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answered by Katprsn 5
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Now that is funnier than the guy who farts with his walkman. I would say I would not be to crazy about your kitchen appliances if I got my nipple caught every time I used it. Especially if it were a blender or grater of some sort.
2007-02-17 17:14:03
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answered by icunurse85 7
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I think it's not the egg beaters, it's the nipple part that gets the Administrators.
Think before you do something.
But one I asked who still believes in Santa and it got removed! What the heck!
oh, and for your other question, NO!
2007-02-17 17:14:09
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answered by Captain Obvious 5
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How about this one: About an hour ago I asked "Does Yahoo taste like chicken?"
The question never got posted and I got a violation notice email minutes later.
Reason: "Community Guidelines Violation".
What the fu*k do they have against chicken?
2007-02-17 17:15:51
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answered by Anonymous
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Those losers!!! Kitchen appliances rock my face off!
2007-02-17 17:11:45
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answered by Susie 6
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Maybe they are afraid of kitchen appliances
2007-02-17 17:12:39
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answered by jrsygrl 7
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Yeah dude, someone on here hates nipples. I said "breasts with large perky nipples" and they got me too. WTF they're just nipples, everyone has them. Why would anyone hate nipples? I love them, especially the large perky ones. You know, the ones you can twirl between you fingers. I mean, if they're perky enough to get caught in an eggbeater, they're perfect!
2007-02-17 17:18:49
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answered by Anonymous
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The are anti-appliances what can I say
2007-02-17 17:15:46
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answered by Anonymous
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