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I asked the question "Ever get your nipple caught in an egg beater"?

The first time, violation.... second time, I reworded it & violation.

What do they yassholes have against kitchen appliances?

2007-02-17 17:09:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

21 answers

I have something to report. I went to the gadget drawer and picked out an egg beater. I stuck my left nipple in it and gave it a slight turn on the handle. Oooh! Don't try this at home!! The cold, metal melon ball-er is a lot more fun. I used the large end and put it over my nipple, the left one, and it felt nice and safe. Next I am going to try out a spatula, and give myself a quick little slap on the bootie. Thanks for the great idea my little titty twister!!

2007-02-17 17:32:08 · answer #1 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 2 0

Try asking if you ever got a butt cheek caught. I'm pretty sure it's the nipple thing. By the way, why are you using an egg beater on your chest? Is that some sick new trend?

2007-02-17 17:12:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't think it's the kitchen appliances it's the nipple they are having a hard time with and true it's not Yahoo some stick-up his *** is reporting you get used to it , it happens a lot around here.

2007-02-17 17:17:07 · answer #3 · answered by Katprsn 5 · 1 0

Now that is funnier than the guy who farts with his walkman. I would say I would not be to crazy about your kitchen appliances if I got my nipple caught every time I used it. Especially if it were a blender or grater of some sort.

2007-02-17 17:14:03 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1 0

I think it's not the egg beaters, it's the nipple part that gets the Administrators.
Think before you do something.

But one I asked who still believes in Santa and it got removed! What the heck!

oh, and for your other question, NO!

2007-02-17 17:14:09 · answer #5 · answered by Captain Obvious 5 · 1 0

How about this one: About an hour ago I asked "Does Yahoo taste like chicken?"
The question never got posted and I got a violation notice email minutes later.
Reason: "Community Guidelines Violation".
What the fu*k do they have against chicken?

2007-02-17 17:15:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Those losers!!! Kitchen appliances rock my face off!

2007-02-17 17:11:45 · answer #7 · answered by Susie 6 · 2 0

Maybe they are afraid of kitchen appliances

2007-02-17 17:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 1 0

Yeah dude, someone on here hates nipples. I said "breasts with large perky nipples" and they got me too. WTF they're just nipples, everyone has them. Why would anyone hate nipples? I love them, especially the large perky ones. You know, the ones you can twirl between you fingers. I mean, if they're perky enough to get caught in an eggbeater, they're perfect!

2007-02-17 17:18:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The are anti-appliances what can I say

2007-02-17 17:15:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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