Elder Paul and Elder Joseph seem to think that I need help, and they are staying here until backup arrives... PLEASE HELP
2007-02-17 16:36:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"a" coke... or "some" coke?
2007-02-17 16:40:32 · update #1
Drink coffee while you masturb4.t3
2007-02-18 00:13:33 · answer #1 · answered by Neo Tarantula 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be cool if you can have episode 712 from South Park playing. It was about Joseph Smith and the Morman church, and whenever they go DUMB DUMB DUMB, just laugh heartily. They won't tell you anything but they wont want to come back.
2007-02-18 00:50:48 · answer #2 · answered by ccwife2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't like witchcraft, they don't much like violin music, and they really hate to have their shoes set on fire. Good luck with it! My ex kept house so badly you couldn't even find the floor, one day I was visiting him (translation: trying to get some of my stuff away from him) and some came by to visit...they asked to kneel in prayer; I said, sure, better you than me. You should have seen that idiot in her fancy skirt and nylons cringe as whatever was under the newspapers crunched and gooshed when she knelt down.
2007-02-18 00:40:18 · answer #3 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Place an upside down cross on your front door facing the street. That'll get rid of them pesky neighbors as well.
2007-02-18 00:41:06 · answer #4 · answered by RiverGirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nail a cow heart and tounge to your front door and when they come tell them you worship satan and his favorite sacrafice is mormons!!
2007-02-18 00:39:48 · answer #5 · answered by Elvis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do what Jimbo did..say you converted to kitchen dancing religion..
.: D
2007-02-18 16:48:42 · answer #6 · answered by Scarlett 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them that you are more mormon than ever...tell em everythings fine
read your bible in front of them..ask them questions about mormonism
say you're into it...
then, when they go to bed...go out and party til 5am
2007-02-18 00:43:20 · answer #7 · answered by covermebadd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell them that you worship the devil and to stay away.
2007-02-18 00:44:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes - I just threatened fieldmice - not mormons.
Umm, get naked - that usually scares them off.
2007-02-18 00:40:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm many you should tell them no and tell them that you are a jew that will get them away
2007-02-18 00:40:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋