just curious
2007-02-17 15:04:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
He chills at my house. The weather is nice, I have a spare bedroom, and for a nominal rent, I keep him in milk and cookies. Since it's the age of telecommuting he doesn't have to stay at the North Pole anymore and supervise the elves -- it's all done via the internet and fax.
So there you know! Want me to pass on your Christmas list early? He's downstairs watching tv and raiding my fridge.
2007-02-17 15:08:52 · answer #1 · answered by egking_mph 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
As for the Santa Claus/Father Christmas issue, that is different in some respects because the myth comes from two different reference points, hence the two names. Father Christmas is a Roman Pagan myth and Santa Claus.
When parents tell their kids that Santa Clause comes down their chimney and leaves presents under the tree and eats their cookies, they are saying something that isn't true. They knowingly say something that isn't true, but it's not fiction, and it's not a joke. Is it a lie? What do you think? If it's not a lie, what would you call it?
http://members.aol.com/RichClark7/santa.htm
2007-02-19 21:59:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
We Yeti ,Bigfoot to some humans, have massive technologically advanced underground city's, he comes and takes care of our zoo creatures for us,Free.!!
He does like the mushrooms we grow.
we have many surface extinct creatures here, such as unicorns,small dragons, and some little dinosaurs
If you would like to come visit knock on any large oak tree in the Continental united states and an elevator will appear right from the ground, push the button in the elevator that has a picture of a human on it, we don't want you going to the wrong level and get eaten by a zoo creature NOW do we.just knock 3 times then 12 times on the oak. OK?
and by the way.we provide the technology he uses to see you and watch you all year long . your face is a little shiny,go wash you face.dear.and that time with that boy, well, I hate to say anything.but Santa mentioned it to me and we both agree your a little to young for kissing on the lips,but over all you've been great!!.look forward to a wonderful Christmas.
signed; Forest Sky Yeti.the 14th
2007-02-17 23:12:02 · answer #3 · answered by KEIFER l 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
He stands in the unemployment line with the rest of the mall Santas.
2007-02-17 23:07:15 · answer #4 · answered by Jacques 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He's in Florida the rest of the year. Chillin on the beach with Ricky Martin and Will Smith, livin la vida loca!
2007-02-19 15:51:21 · answer #5 · answered by John Redcorn 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He hibernates like a bear for the rest of the winter. That's why it's so important for him to put on all of that weight before Christmas. When he gets up in the spring, he gathers the elves and they start making lists and toys for the next Christmas.
2007-02-17 23:13:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
home to bed for 10 months .while he is asleep the Easter bunny and tooth fairy are busy then the spooks at Halloween golly he dose need them 10 months in bed with all the booze he drinks
2007-02-19 16:47:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He goes to the North Pole when he is not haven Christmas.
2007-02-17 23:10:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
He heads down to the Caribbean to soak up some rays.
2007-02-17 23:42:37 · answer #9 · answered by Pat C 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
there is no santa clause
2007-02-19 15:27:59 · answer #10 · answered by pretti girl 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋