What are some ways I can kill time while waiting for Viagra's 4+ hour side effect to go away?

Question

I've got lots of time on my hands and I am not wearing pants.

Answer 1

Try planting bulbs in the garden!
Or crawl on your belly, and plough a field!
Or tie a brush to it, and paint a fence while talking to you neighbour over the fence!
Or have a shower, and use it as a towel rail.............lol

Answer 2

Hi -

Watch movies
Play video games
Play Cards
Read a book
Go to the mall wearing sweatpants, have someone record the reactions of people. LOL

Vaccum
Clean up your house.
Dress your lil guy up as a little redcoat british soldier.
Dress your lil guy up as a pirate! Arghhhhhh, Gimme the treasure.

Paint
Listen to music
Install a hydrogen booster in your car to run off gas and HHO, to increase gas mileage, and engine efficiency

Answer 3

Sounds like you're in a great position for an impromptu game of quoits or pin the tail on the donkey.

Answer 4

I've often wondered. In the commercials, they say say an erection that lasts 4 hours or more is a problem. Heck, I'd be proud of it, and showing all the women in my neighborhood!!

Answer 5

You could have sex. You could jack it. If you don't want to do that, you could light a match and put the hot ember on your wrist, so the brain will focus away from the affected area and focus on the pain from the hot embers, you could also flick your balls to do the same.

Answer 6

a third arm, third leg, or in my case fourth ear, can be of great use to any post-modern, cellular phone user, like yourself. use your appendage to type that novel which has been rattling around in your head, you know, the one about a lonely boy who became the first first preteen on his block to perform open heart surgery on his sister...though, unsucessfully.

how about a quick romp to the local school uniforms shope. the patrons will appreaciate your carefree frolicking, and here your stiffy may point you towards UBER savings!!!!

consider yourself one lucky pantless man in need of urgent medical attention.

Answer 7

Fornication. Hey Bill since Hilary is on the campaign trail you could Try calling Monica.

Answer 8

When I start makin' love I don't just make love... I be strokin'
That's what I be doin', huh
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'

Let me ask you somethin'...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:

I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin' on makin' love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin'
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'
Now when I start making love to my woman

I don't stop until I know she's sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
'Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She'd say: 'Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh ****, Clarence Carter'
The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast
If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my...' WOO!

I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh

I be strokin'
I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin', Yeah!
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... Woo!

I be strokin'
I be strokin' Ha! Ha!
I be strokin'

Answer 9

You could get a stop watch and see how long you can hold your breathe, or try to count all the hairs on your head, or, you could laminate the magazine you are looking at so it won't get destroyed when the...starts to...
:)

Wow! Some great answers!!! LOL!

Answer 10

try using it as a pry bar. got anything that needs prying? I got this old rusty ammo box I found in a field, not sure what's in it, something rattling around in there, you could try to pry that open if you don't have anything at your place.