I was tired so I decided to go to bed early. Then all of a sudden the ghost of Lizzie Borden comes flying down from my ceiling. I tried to ignore her and go back to sleep, but then she started walking around my room and talking really loudly. Then she started burning clothing of some sort in my trash can. I lost my temper then and told her to get the eff out of my room, and now she's chasing me around my room with an axe. I am on the verge of tears I am so terrified. I have no idea what to do. I tried to run out of my room, but the ghost of Lizzie Borden must have put up some kind of force field outside the door, because when I tried to leave the force field tossed me across the room and I slammed against the wall. She's still chasing me and if she catches me she will kill me. I am crying. What do I do? I asked her why she's doing this and she said it's because it's my time of the month and she's drawn to the scent of my blood. I'm crying. Someone please help!
2007-02-17 13:42:43 · 11 answers · asked by MonkeeBizness 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Throw a piece of raw steak out the window and see if she goes after it.
2007-02-19 07:33:13 · answer #1 · answered by Dana Katherine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU BLOODY IDIOT!!!
If you're being chased by a ghost, how did you get the time to write that sorry little story up there, eh? What a waste of time! Stop posting stupid make believe sessions...
2007-02-17 21:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by blimey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Veronica Mars!!!!
or Sabrina the teenage witch!!
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2007-02-17 21:57:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i recommend tonight you sleep over at a friends house and in the same room as them! then tomorrow get medical help immedietly!!
2007-02-17 21:52:07 · answer #4 · answered by !Some Chick! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need professional help,and stop fooling around the people at net.
2007-02-17 21:48:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were male , I'd say you have given it more than 40 wacks, but you are female.. Better say no more , I think you get the idea..
2007-02-17 23:05:45 · answer #6 · answered by Bunge 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw some salt on her and put the glue down.
2007-02-17 21:52:03 · answer #7 · answered by Tumbleweed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try peanut butter. That always works for me in situations like this.
2007-02-17 23:43:34 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should write short stories, and see a shrink...
2007-02-17 21:49:17 · answer #9 · answered by raphael0963 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a sex change and move ASAP.
2007-02-17 21:59:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋