My husband is tap dancing on my last nerve...?

Question

Can you say something to make me laugh? He has me in uch a bad mood.. I dont wanna be in a bad mood! Thanks

Tina, I LOVE how u think!!

Answer 1

First of all, don't remove your last nerve just because he's dancing on it. You may need it for something else later. It would be a shame to have lost your feeling in this area due to your clueless husband.

Second, understand that we guys seldom tap dance with any bad intentions at all, let alone on our wife's last nerve. Heck, we can't tell a nerve from a garden hose. Try to focus on why it makes sense to overlook his failings and allow the good things that he does for you outweigh the bad.

Now, if he is truly being mean spirited and cruel, send me his email and I'll beat him up through the Internet. A few virtual slaps upside the head should do it.

(Feel better?)

Answer 2

okay. here is what I do when my husband (uh, third husband) is getting aka tap dancing on my last nerve.

I sit back. Relax. Now, close your eyes halfway and squint really hard so that he looks fuzzy to you.

Now. Look at him fuzzy and then make a list.

#1 - damn his gut is big. I bet his dick would be bigger if his gut was smaller.

#2 - Now - really - would I be losing so much if he cheated on me?

#3 - he loves to spend money he doesn't have - hmph.

#4 - Do I really want him or am I trying to keep anyone else from having him?

#5 - when the phok is he going to cut his toenails?

#6 - SHAVE.

anyway, you get the idea. Study him - get over him - give him away.

Answer 3

I have a joke for you:

A young punk climbs on a city bus.The kid has spiked hair colored green,yellow and orange.His clothing is a tattered mix of rags, and he has no shoes on.

His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry, and his earrings are big,bright,yellow and adorned with colored feathers.

The young punk sits down in the only vacant seat, which happens to be directly across the aisle from an old man, who just glares at the kid for the next ten miles.

Finally, the self-conscious kid yells at the old man - "What the hell are you looking at, you old fart? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?

the old man replies, "Well, yes I did. Back when I was very young and in the Navy, I got really drunk in Singapore and had sex with a parrot. I was thinking that you might be my son."

Answer 4

I thought is was really cute how you worded your question..coming from a mother of three..my hubby starts on my last nerve when my kids are done for the day..I just remember that he can not dress himself or cook for himself either..knowing this I remind him of the cutest pair of heels I saw and how nice they would look..it makes us both feel better!

Answer 5

Need more info! Men are noted for tapdancing on all things of a woman...until their in a gerry chair!When he's sleeping take the dimes out of his tap shoes!!

Answer 6

Must be going around, I'd like to join you and Tina!

Answer 7

first of all why does he have you in such a bad mood? maybe you ought to spice things up, suprise him with something special after the kids go to bed light some candles get romantic alone

Answer 8

well if it makes you feel better I'm mom to 3 and my husbands been on my last nerve. Maybe we can team up and pay them back. LOL

Answer 9

Go have a conversation with a cow. Might put you in a better MOOOOOO....ed!!!!!!!

Answer 10

Amy? Is that you? You are sooooo busted.