2007-02-17 12:50:01 · 18 answers · asked by the idiot down the road 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." –Groucho Marx
2007-02-17 13:05:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
listed right here are the wierdest i've got heard Alabama-- putting salt on railroad tracks would be punishable by ability of loss of life. Alaska-- Moose will possibly no longer have intercourse on sidewalks Arkansas-- that is unlawful to mispronounce the observe arkansas California-- canines and cats will possibly no longer have intercourse and not utilising a enable Florida-- no person would have sexual relationships with porcupines Illinois -- that's against the regulation to make faces at canines. Indiana -- that's against the regulation to make a monkey smoke a cigarette. Iowa -- Horses are forbidden to devour hearth hydrants. Kansas -- on the intersection of Douglas and Broadway, a individual in an automobile is had to get out of their motor vehicle, hearth 3 shotgun rounds into the air, and the get lower back into their motor vehicle and proceed for the time of the intersection. Kentucky -- by ability of regulation, all people who has been ingesting is "sober" till she or he "can not carry onto the floor." Louisiana -- that's against the regulation to rob a economic business enterprise and then shoot on the economic business enterprise teller with a water pistol. Maine -- you will possibly no longer step out of a airplane in flight. Maryland -- that is unlawful to take a lion to the flicks. Massachusetts -- no person would take a tub and not utilising a prescription. Michigan -- there's a regulation that makes it criminal for a farmer to sleep together with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. Minnesota -- a individual will possibly no longer bypass state lines with a duck atop their head. Mississippi -- that's unlawful to shave in the middle of significant highway. Missouri -- annoying squirrels isn't tolerated.
2016-11-23 15:48:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
From a Dolly Parton quote,I'm Not A Dumb Blond,I'm Not Even A Blond
2007-02-17 12:59:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every cowgirls dream: A horse of her dreams and a husband to pay for it!
Defintion of a cowgirl: a better looking cowboy with brains!
2007-02-17 12:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard this saying but my friends and i made it up:Don't follow the stars or you'll up in mars you have car and you'll stay in a bar and marry umar
2007-02-17 12:55:51 · answer #5 · answered by Ayanlicious 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id have to think a bit but the one that i can recently remember is the one in mean girls when the gym teacher says "sex is bad. you will get chlamydia and die. here, have some rubbers." i found that hilarious actually =)
2007-02-17 12:55:47 · answer #6 · answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant pick one but here are some:
"You gotta be careful if you don't know where you're going 'cause you might not get there." ~Yogi Berra
"Now I remember what I forgot to remember." ~Some kids show
that's all I can remember now
Oh wait
"It's fun when you play with 'p' " ~ Sesame Street
2007-02-17 12:55:27 · answer #7 · answered by mandy w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From my friend Marc:
"The doctor said turn your head and cough."
2007-02-17 12:53:33 · answer #8 · answered by Hot Damn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it." - Rodney Dangerfield
2007-02-17 12:53:31 · answer #9 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
from a movie....what is a yout? My cousin Vinny
2007-02-17 12:52:41 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋