The plastic bag from a camera shop had a cartoon showing you how to do CPR ... underneath was written "This does not constitute a First Aid qualification".
The carrots I buy have very detailed instructions on exactly what carrots are, how to prepare and eat them. Is there really someone so clueless that they don't know what to do with a carrot??! No other vegetable carries these instructions.
2007-02-17 12:36:30 · 19 answers · asked by Girl Machine 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
on a jar of peanut butter .May contain nuts
2007-02-17 12:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by Tina S 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dumbest and scariest:
TOOTHPASTE LABEL
Warning: Keep out of the reach of children under 6 years of age. If you accidentally swallow more than used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.
Fluoride is a poison.
Why would you put a poison in toothpaste of all places? Every time you brush with a fluoridated toothpaste you are ingesting fluoride which is not healthy for any living thing. Check out the mini-movie on YouTube "Fluoride Deception" Part 1.
2007-02-18 07:42:26 · answer #2 · answered by logon 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
On the iPod Suffle -- Do not eat, On packing for a Rowenta iron -- Do not iron clothes on body, On most brands of Christmas light -- For indoor and out door use only (Where the heck else would you use them??)
2007-02-17 12:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
While in California on vacation, I purchased a collectible spoon for my mom....it said "Warning: materials used for this product known to cause cancer in the state of California, do not use for food consumption purposes". Okay.....its a COLLECTIBLE! Of course you don't eat with it! I mean DUH! I was laughing so hard. It was soon after that, that I learned that EVERYTHING in California has that label(minus the food consumption part).
2007-02-17 12:42:40 · answer #4 · answered by mommasquarepants 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you buy something at a fast food restauraunt, it says "May cause choking" in the kidsmeal things. WHo would eat somethign like that anyway?
2007-02-17 18:06:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm on those little snakes issues which you gentle on fireplace on the 4th of july and that they advance, properly the container says "do no longer put in mouth, use under person supervision. guidelines: positioned pellet on floor, gentle, and wreck out" my sis additionally sent me a good purchase of stupid ones...
2016-09-29 06:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by kelchner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a shampoo bottles it says "Lather, rinse and repeat. Dang It takes a whole darn bottle just to wash my hair. How stupid is that
2007-02-17 12:44:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday I put a pizza in the oven and on the box it said, "For best results cook in oven."
2007-02-17 12:40:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was shopping for eggs one day and I picked up a carton of eggs that said free range eggs,and on the side of the carton it small print said free range caged chickens.
(has me beat how you can have free range caged birds).
2007-02-17 13:23:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How the paper coffee cups have to have the warning label that it's hot.
2007-02-17 12:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Zoey ♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋