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Firstly, make sure his arms are facing out and then turned upwards at the elbow before rigor mortis sets in. Next, spray paint him gold and stand him in a recess in the hall. Hey presto, a brand new hat and coat stand.

2007-02-17 12:40:20 · answer #1 · answered by Dava 4 · 4 0

Check it first, feel for a pulse, check if he is still drawing breath. Having learned quite a lot about the antics of that old devil, I expect he is just pretending, and trying to get a rise out of you.... one way or another! Anyway, I would be very miffed if I spent good money on flowers for his funeral, and then discovered that he had not `snuffed` it after all!

2007-02-17 20:34:36 · answer #2 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 1 0

Yes, let the new butler do away with his body and tell him, "This is what happens when you don't follow orders around here!"

2007-02-17 20:29:53 · answer #3 · answered by ஐ♥Gin♥ஐ 6 · 1 0

First get your story straight- blame Professor Plum in the Library with the candlestick then dump the body in the river.

2007-02-17 20:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by Max Power 5 · 2 0

Throw em in the East River.

2007-02-17 20:25:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lay him to rest under the patio like they did with Trevor in Brookside (a soap opera that was set in Merseyside, England and is defunct.) years ago!!

2007-02-17 20:27:41 · answer #6 · answered by Andielep 6 · 0 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA times 10 you should get him to eat it or turn it into jerky thats what i would do if i had a butler JUST KIDDING ( in west phlidelphia born and raised.....)

2007-02-17 20:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by hey! 3 · 0 0

Get a shovel for the new one ,to use to bury his body in the back yard.

2007-02-17 20:29:32 · answer #8 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0 0

butcher for meat 2 feed the hounds and dry the skin to make some nice luggage

2007-02-17 20:27:44 · answer #9 · answered by bobbie_jo45 4 · 0 0

Just tell the new one to throw him in the moat and let the alligators do the rest.

2007-02-17 20:27:44 · answer #10 · answered by R K 2 · 1 0

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