Firstly, make sure his arms are facing out and then turned upwards at the elbow before rigor mortis sets in. Next, spray paint him gold and stand him in a recess in the hall. Hey presto, a brand new hat and coat stand.
2007-02-17 12:40:20
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answered by Dava 4
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Check it first, feel for a pulse, check if he is still drawing breath. Having learned quite a lot about the antics of that old devil, I expect he is just pretending, and trying to get a rise out of you.... one way or another! Anyway, I would be very miffed if I spent good money on flowers for his funeral, and then discovered that he had not `snuffed` it after all!
2007-02-17 20:34:36
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answered by Social Science Lady 7
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Yes, let the new butler do away with his body and tell him, "This is what happens when you don't follow orders around here!"
2007-02-17 20:29:53
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answered by ஐ♥Gin♥ஐ 6
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First get your story straight- blame Professor Plum in the Library with the candlestick then dump the body in the river.
2007-02-17 20:26:38
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answered by Max Power 5
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Throw em in the East River.
2007-02-17 20:25:02
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answered by Anonymous
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Lay him to rest under the patio like they did with Trevor in Brookside (a soap opera that was set in Merseyside, England and is defunct.) years ago!!
2007-02-17 20:27:41
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answered by Andielep 6
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA times 10 you should get him to eat it or turn it into jerky thats what i would do if i had a butler JUST KIDDING ( in west phlidelphia born and raised.....)
2007-02-17 20:24:55
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answered by hey! 3
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Get a shovel for the new one ,to use to bury his body in the back yard.
2007-02-17 20:29:32
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answered by Vannili 6
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butcher for meat 2 feed the hounds and dry the skin to make some nice luggage
2007-02-17 20:27:44
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answered by bobbie_jo45 4
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Just tell the new one to throw him in the moat and let the alligators do the rest.
2007-02-17 20:27:44
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answered by R K 2
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