A MORBIDLY OBESE GUY WEARING CLOTHES THAT DON'T EVEN FIT WALKS ONTO AN ELEVATOR THAT YOU ARE IN. HE IS CARRYING A GREASE SOAKED SACK OF MCDONALD'S FOOD. HE GETS ON, BECLHES, SCRATHES HIS @$$, PICKS HIS NOSE AND WIPES IT ON HIS SHIRT AND FARTS. AFTER THE DOOR CLOSES, HE PRESSES ALL THE BUTTONS FOR EVER FLOOR. KEEP IN MIND THIS BUILDING HAS 20 STORIES. AND HE IS HEADED FOR THE 20TH STORY, AS ARE YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO????
2007-02-17 11:18:07 · 2 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO X 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
First of all - hold my breath! Chances are with that "sack of McDonald's" this guy probably smells real bad,, not to mention his farts most likely DO NOT smell like a bed of roses. I would get off at the next floor and catch another elevator - preferrably one that mr. stink ball has not been on.
2007-02-17 11:29:28 · answer #1 · answered by D-pig 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Throw up on him. Then when the doors open push his fat **** out and make him walk the stairs. It'll be good for him anyway
2007-02-20 21:34:16 · answer #2 · answered by angellover6056 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋