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First you have all those horny teachers going wild for their male students.
Then you have that lady astro-nut wearing diapers and going bonkers for male attention.
Then you have an 84 year old lady going to prison for molesting an underage boy!
Then you have Nancy Pelosi and Hillaryous Clinton all wanting to lead America (and therefore run it to the ground).
Then you have Michele Wie wanting to dominate the male LPG, only to have Todd (male teenager) blow her away on his first try.
Then you have Britney Spears and Paris Hilton wearing no underwear and spreading their legs in public.

What's wrong with you ladies, don't you know having penis envy and trying to act like males will make you just as nutty as them?

2007-02-17 10:30:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science Gender Studies

I forgot to add Pelosi's male "bicep" pose when she became House Speaker, and Hillaryous always wearing pants.

2007-02-17 10:59:43 · update #1

Baby Yagi, isn't that funny, when they can't explain things they just invent a new disease.
Bi-polar disorder is just another word for, I'm HORNY please help me!

I remember back 30 years ago when we blamed all our problems on Id or something like that in psychology class.

2007-02-17 20:45:42 · update #2

9 answers

Oh don't you know these women prob. had fathers that ignored them and now they need to get attention by acting like a ssholes. Indeed many women have penis envy i.e. ask your self this simple question: Do you see more men driving SUVs ? or Do you see more WOMEN driving SUVs. If you see more women driving SUVs then they must crave the power of a big machine under them. If you answered more men - then you are lying.

2007-02-17 11:21:45 · answer #1 · answered by caciansf 4 · 4 2

Sounds like you are pretty jealous of others accomplishments. You can list yours as asking completely mundane and rather silly feminist bashing questions. Now that is certainly something you could be proud of. Nancy and Hillary can't possible run the US into the ground anymore than it currently is. In fact the only place it can go it forward and improve. Brittany and Paris are just examples of patriarchy as its best and female and male celebrities shocking and pushing the limits has been around since Rudolph Valentino, and Isadore Duncan.
Astronauts wearing diapers are nothing new nor is fatal attraction. Look at all the obsessive females and males that have been around for a long time. John Hinckley, Mark Chapman, nothing new there either. With golf you always have Annika Sorrenstam and how many countless old men are escorting young bits of fluff around these days. One just has go to Palm Springs to see that.
Your regurgitating all these boring old facts is not news but just your rather feeble attempt to appear as if you actually know something.
Women are no more (and to use your vulgar expression) nutty than men. Neither are nuttier than the past. You have a knack for generalization, as you can't possilby know every woman and make a judgment on this. Just some more irresponsible mud slinging to try and prove a point. I am just trying to figure out which one you are attempting rather lamely to make.
As for penis envy, Freud's theory is about as outdated as your insights. I don't need an SUV either, I drive a Saab convertible, and trust me the only envy is from the boys in their ridiculous pick up trucks.

2007-02-17 20:57:29 · answer #2 · answered by Deirdre O 7 · 3 5

The problem is, for some of them it's already too late, as evidenced by the examples you gave.

A real pity. Interesting, too, because you can blame no other than the awe-inspiring (although I can think of a few other adjectives it inspires)... get ready for it...

FEMINISM!!!

...In all fairness, however, those examples are only anecdotes and do not serve to paint a fair picture of women, since there are many examples of foolish or brutal men one could use to declare men are "nutty."

Ha. Still a relatively nice question.

2007-02-17 18:42:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Yes, pants. Pants are totally crazy.

The obvious answer is "because we have to deal with men like you". The real answer is that you are about one hundred years behind the times and really need to catch up. Go to wikipedia, start with "bloomers", and go from there.

Also: penis envy? Silly. You'd think a guy as into symbolism as Freud would get this oh-so-easy piece. We don't want penises (well, most of us do, but not attached to us). We want the power and respect that comes of having a penis.

2007-02-18 18:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by random6x7 6 · 2 2

The only time I wished I had a penis is when my period cramps were out of control. Really guys are more crazy, it's just that girls get more press because it's not seen very much... Just because those women are doing it doesn't mean everyone is... But I don't think those women would run the country to the ground... It has been mostly guys doing it...

2007-02-17 20:36:32 · answer #5 · answered by monkey_scout 2 · 1 2

the whole damn world has gone nuts.

How else can you explain people buying his and hers Humvees and never getting off the pavement with them or carrying anything heavier than two sacks of groceries in them? Buying ab-loungers instead of doing sit-ups and crunches and buying stair steppers instead of taking the dog for a walk around the block?

Buying a riding mower then driving thrity miles to run around in circles? Rich old mummies living in 30,000 square foot houses that only use three rooms in them? The Jerry Springer show? Finding Adam Sandler funny? Buying a different device for every operation in the kitchen?

People stretching their ears and burning themselves with soldering irons and referring to it as "body modification." Making the removal of female body hair a multi-billion dollar a year business? Suing the Boy Scouts because they don't want to let fags take little boys off into the woods?

Blowing a trillion dollars on a war that NOBODY wants except a couple corporations and the Israeli lobby and leaving the string puppet president that started it running out of excuses that would fool a downie kindergartner?

Makes a couple rich airheaded sluts flashing split baloney seem kinda low on the list to me.

2007-02-17 19:19:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7 1

Okay well I have heard many cases of women being raped by their male teachers, and priests molesting little boys.What about your fellow male species R. Kelly molesting a teenage girl and video taping it. Or Jeffery Dahmers, Scott Peterson, Charles Manson...Adolf Hitler...ALL MEN! PEOPLE ( including you) are stupid not just one sex!

2007-02-18 11:52:11 · answer #7 · answered by JenJen 6 · 3 1

Nothing is 'wrong' with the ladies. What's 'wrong' is your assumption this sort of behavior is innate in women. Your list of 'transgressions' is far too long to address singly: I do know that around 75% of the teachers to whom you refer had been diagnosed with bi-polar disorder. That is a serious mental illness, in case you don't know, and used to be called "manic-depression". You need to get with the programme: you have no idea what you are talking about because you get your (mis)information from the likes of "People" magazine and assorted pop-culture trash media. Americans in particular have little or no capacity NOR TOLERANCE for critical thinking, and an astounding number of people swallow 'hook line and sinker' whatever the popular media tells them to think. The short paper below may be found on the American Psychological Association's webpage. I challenge anyone to find a more authoritative source on the subject:

'MEN AND WOMEN FOUND MORE SIMILAR THAN PORTRAYED IN POPULAR MEDIA, ACCORDING TO RESEARCH ON GENDER DIFFERENCES'

Washington — The popular media has portrayed men and women as psychologically different as two planets – Mars and Venus - but these differences are vastly overestimated and the two sexes are more similar in personality, communication, cognitive ability and leadership than realized, according to a review of 46 meta-analyses conducted over the last 20 years.

According to the meta-analysis of studies on gender differences reported on in the current issue of the American Psychologist, males and females from childhood to adulthood are more alike than different on most but not all psychological variables, said psychologist Janet S. Hyde, Ph.D., of the University of Wisconsin in Madison. Psychological differences based on gender were examined in studies that looked at a number of psychological traits and abilities to determine how much gender influenced an outcome. The traits and variables examined were cognitive abilities, verbal and nonverbal communication, social or psychological traits like aggression or leadership, psychological well-being like self-esteem, motor behaviors like throwing distance and moral reasoning.

Gender differences accounted for either zero or a very small effect for most of the psychological variables examined, according to Hyde. Only motor behaviors (throwing distance), some aspects of sexuality and heightened physical aggression showed marked gender differences.

Furthermore, gender differences seem to depend on the context they were measured in, said Hyde. In studies where gender norms are removed, researchers demonstrated how important gender roles and social context were in determining a person’s actions. In one study where participants in the experimental group were told that they were not identified as male or female nor wore any identification, neither sex conformed to a stereotyped image when given the opportunity to act aggressively. They did the opposite to what was expected.

Over-inflated claims of gender difference seen in the mass media affect men and women in work, parenting and relationships, said Hyde. Studies of gender and evaluation of leaders in the workplace show that women who go against the caring, nurturing stereotype may pay for it dearly when being hired or evaluated. This also happens with the portrayals of relationships in the media. Best-selling books and popular magazine articles assert that women and men can’t get along because they communicate too differently, said Dr. Hyde. Maybe the problem is that they give up prematurely because they believe they can’t change what they mistakenly believe is an innate trait, she added.

Children also suffer the consequences of these exaggerated claims of gender difference. There is a wide spread belief that boys are better in math than girls, said Dr Hyde. But according to this meta-analysis, boys and girls perform equally in math until high school where boys do gain a small advantage. Unfortunately, elementary aged mathematically-talented girls may be overlooked by parents who have lower expectations for a daughter’s success in math versus a son’s likelihood to succeed in math. Research has shown that parents’ expectations for their children’s math success relate strongly to a child’s self-confidence and his or her performance.

The misrepresentation of how different the sexes are, which is not supported by the scientific evidence, harms men and women of all ages in many different areas of life, said Dr. Hyde. “The claims can hurt women’s opportunities in the workplace, dissuade couples from trying to resolve conflict and communication problems and cause unnecessary obstacles that hurt children and adolescents’ self-esteem.”

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You wrote: "Bi-polar disorder is just another word for, I'm HORNY..." I think that speaks volumes about the crank you are. You are faced with irrefutable evidence and continue to cling desperately to onto your conviction that the earth is flat. Is the ignorance you exemplify a fault of the American public school system or did you simply inherit the worst genes possible?

2007-02-17 22:23:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

American women are unreasonable and unaccountable.

2007-02-18 06:31:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 5

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