Well there are these dumb girls that keep copying me and I need some new jokes to throw at them. Something BAD is needed in them. And don't tell me to do something cheesey like don't say anything and you don't need that and something dumb like that.
2007-02-17 09:53:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Insults:
If you are wondering which sexual position produces the ugliest children, ask your mother.
You love nature in spite of what it did to you?
What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Your better at sex than anyone; now all you need is a partner.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
You are living proof that someone can live without a brain!
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***.
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
If what you don't know can't hurt you, your invulnerable.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
Yo Mamma:
Yo Mamma's so fat she was mistaken for god's bowling ball
Yo Mamma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
Yo Mamma's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get babtized
Yo Mamma's so fat she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops
Yo Mamma's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo Mamma's so fat she needs a building permit for her girdle
Yo Mamma's so fat she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ring
Yo Mamma's so fat she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
Yo Mamma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out
Yo Mamma's so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.
Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"
Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled "were's my gumball."
Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!
Yo Mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.
Yo Mama's so ugly, they didn't make a costume for her when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo Mama's so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot.
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.
Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama's so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
2007-02-17 12:33:06 · answer #1 · answered by megastarr92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out
I'm trying to see things from your perspective, but, I can't seem to get my head up my butt as far as you can
Stupidity should be painful - want an aspirin?
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
If I killed all the people that hated you it wouldn't be murder it would be genocide
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Pardon me, but you`ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
2007-02-17 10:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
these girls that you refer to them as "dumb" are probably like your style and want to be like you...
Perhaps look at this as they like you and your style and your (I don't know why) attitude.
I think these girls who copy you should stick to their own because they are better girls than you are and that you will ever be.
I only state this question because of how you say "these girls are coping me". What are you...5 years old or something? Grow up me dear....
You are the one who has ended up being cheesy because you posted this question without realizes what goes on in the human mind....immature little baby ....wah...wah ...wah....do you need a tissue or something?
2007-02-17 10:52:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you were born the Doctor threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.
2007-02-17 10:00:41 · answer #4 · answered by spackler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋