Is the typical woman/wife great at sex?

Question

When you women make love to your man/spouse do you:

Have multiple 0rgazms (at least 5)
Try at least 4 different positions
Do it for more than an hour or maybe two
Have sex equal to the p0rn stars
Have sex more than once in one day (5 times maybe)

If not, how does your husband stay with you if you are not getting all freaky and are all about the frumpy hosewife thing.

I mean, when I look around in the real world, the women out there look like the really suck in bed (no pun intended). You know what I'm talking about. Most women out there look bloated on fast food and you know that wild sex is the last thing on thier mind. Then I take a look at the husband an see the sad face on him.

I think to myself: poor b@stard.

I was lucky enough to marry a hottie that has stayed lean and fit and is a sex addict. Wow, I can't give her enough thats how hot is is still. Our marriage is going on 10 years.

Answer 1

We started out great, much like you describe, then we got in a rut, husband had an affair, bla bla bla. We're fixing the marriage and sex is back to what it was, pre-rut times, actually better than ever. We have kids, and he works 10-12 hrs a day, so multiple sex sessions daily are hard to do. But when we do do it, it lasts for awhile, we switch to many positions, sometimes it's "equal to porn stars" sometimes we both feel like taking it slow and being passionate. No, I am not a frumpy house wife. 31, 2 kids still a great figure (100 lbs), always make myself presentable when out in public with my husband so he can say he's proud to have a sexy wife on his arm. Ruts happen, affairs happen due to them, but you live and learn and try to make it better than ever.

Answer 2

HE HE HA HA. just picking myself up off the floor. In the past I have found that women who have sex with their husbands, is normally out of guilt coz they are havin lots of sex somewhere else and basically feel sorry for u.
Get real mr, most wives do not want the geeky saddo who does the most thoughtless thing of compiling verbal diarrhea via the net, this could be were your wife is from?
its a shame you feel the need to share your ghastly perversions with us. For which I am not grateful for and I wont be thanking you for either.
yes you are very lucky. get your ticket and start saying your goodbyes its only a matter of time before you are back on earth, in the real world.
1, 2, 3 your back in the room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John K has the idea. good one!

Answer 3

If you are so happy with the hottie you married, why are concerned about what other women are doing?

But to answer your question.

I do not have at least 5 orgasms,
sometimes try 10 positions,
sometimes do it all night long,
I don't watch porn so i wouldn't know if I do it like them
and no we don't usually do it 5 times a day.

So I guess I'm not great at sex, but at least I'm not out asking how other men compare.....

Answer 4

I have read some of your other questions and don't think you have a wife at all let alone a hot one. Just the other day you said you had been married only three years and can't get over her past. Keep up your imagination though maybe one day you will find this hot sex addict who has nothing to do all day but please you in the bedroom. To answer your questions in order
no
yes
yes
yes
no

Answer 5

How do you know what's going on behind other people bedroom doors?? Maybe the guy with the sad face was just having a bad day, he wasn't necissarily sad because his wife is "frumpy" and looks like she doesn't have sex as #1 on her list of priorities... Maybe they just had sex five minuets before you saw them.. who knows?? not you. so don't jump to conclusions

Answer 6

Well Joe, you have quite an imgination. I doubt that the typical woman meets your criteria but your criteria are a bit out of whack.
PS - Want to keep that "hottie"? Show her some respect rather than descirbe her libido to strangers on the internet.

Answer 7

Great and you win the award for thinking sex is everything. My sex life is awesome but ut usn'y everything in the marriage. once she stops giving it to you you will be on to the next cause that's all you are thinking of.

Answer 8

Congratulations!

Answer 9

congratulations. Do not think you are the only lucky guy out there.... Not all women Frumpy....... It is all about taking pride in yourself,Marriage,Husband... I have 23 yrs of lustful,loving,friendship,caring marriage.... with grown kids who are in college and finding their way in life. So in essence we are acting like newly weds.......................yum

Answer 10

None of your business. I doubt you have a wife like that. If you did what are you doing on the internet. Seems to me you have plenty of extra time and need to know what others are doing to make yourself feel better.