2007-02-17 07:00:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the attention ?" the friend asked. "You look fine to me."
"I know " grinned the patient. "But the Nurses kinda formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven
stitches."
2007-02-18 00:17:59 · answer #1 · answered by Einstein 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oy Gevalt, now why would he charge more. He should be doing it as a mitzvah. Oh, mohel (moy-el) god. It took the klutz 8 days to show up on my doorstep and Now, you want that we should pay more? Are you meshuggeneh? I don't want to kvetch here, but have you any idea how much gelt it costs to put on a Bris? Charge us more, it already costs us a piece of flesh!
2007-02-17 22:37:58 · answer #2 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm afraid that I can't go into length about this question. So I'll keep it short. I think it's wonderful that he only takes tips. I'm sure when all is said and done..... more than just a statue will be erected to him due to his fine handiwork.
2007-02-18 15:44:27 · answer #3 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That one is about as funny as the one about the girl that got circumcised. Ha, Ha.
Mutilation is not funny
Circumcision is mutilation.
2007-02-17 17:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by cut50yearsago 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, he should just run a weekly special: Four skins for the price of one.
Ouch.
The guy above me.....funny name to go with his answer......
cuts 50 a year (show off)
2007-02-17 21:47:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thanking god right now that im a women! lol. I have so many comments for this one but I may get in trouble lol
2007-02-17 15:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2007-02-17 15:03:11 · answer #7 · answered by cornbread 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The old skinflint... I'll bet he uses the money for his golf club fees because he loves shouting, "Fore!"
2007-02-17 15:04:19 · answer #8 · answered by waynebudd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes!!!!! alot of labor goes into removing the tips!
2007-02-17 15:04:48 · answer #9 · answered by HarveyB 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, is he doing it in a clinic? He probably should be. I hope he's not clipping them in his house or yours.. NASTY.
2007-02-17 15:04:34 · answer #10 · answered by Brown-eyed girl 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋