2007-02-17 06:12:22 · 6 answers · asked by Terry 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
An ark won't be necessary. He will have simply moved to Antarctica.
2007-02-17 14:50:05 · answer #1 · answered by actingas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Santa is protected from the flood of ice by sinking beneath the sea into the Lost city of Ry'Legh, where he will awaken dread Cthulhu, who lies dead but dreaming beneath the sea, and bring forth the Third apocolypse (the first two happened long ago - humanity barely survived - with the flood of Noah and the collapse of the Old World) in which the world will meet its end. But do not lose hope. From the ashes of this world a new world will rise, in which Santa rules everything from his great black throne at the heart of chaos, sending out his hordes of spam-infused wafflemen to enforce his Iron will. But resistance still survives. Chuck Norris leads his team of Martial arts Vampire slayers, born for the sole purpose of fighting the wafflemen. And then the Golden Era will come agin, led by Chuck. However, a few loyalists to santa saved him by building a great ark.
In his ship at Industrial New Jersey Dead santa Claus waits dreaming of gumdrops!!!
2007-02-17 15:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by goatman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, he's got a flying sleigh and property in maui.
2007-02-17 14:14:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
santa is my mom. are you like two? didn't ur parents every tell u the 'secret'. ur a fag and a waste of my time. yesssuhhhh
2007-02-17 14:49:33 · answer #4 · answered by Natalia 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard santa is homosexual perv. Why you think he has "boys" in his knee?
2007-02-17 14:17:00 · answer #5 · answered by makemeyourloverhun 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
im not!
2007-02-17 14:15:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋